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OWLatron,
that was an old 1, i heard it off a squaddie years ago but seeing as your a posh and you do come across a bit innocent i thought id run it by you lol
you'd better be the exception to the rule cos last i heard the only good cop is a dead 1, of course im sure they are not all bent like down the Met (bent as in filth, i dont really care about their sexuality but ill use anything to take the , you know me - no favourites, id like to think im completely unbiased in that respect) .....oh Geez! im not talking to an MP am i?! if i am i take it all back honest boss im just a useless uneducated village idiot with terets syndrome
'Pongo'? whats that? some posh word obviously..but as regards your Brother im not 1 to pass judgement if he likes it up cough well its his life isnt it, we should all pursue the road to personal happiness no matter where we might find it lol

well if youre family were memeber s of the armed forces as you said earlier youd know pongo is a word for the army its where ever the army goes the pong goes

nope im not and mp either

andy

OWLatron,

oohh b***h
my Dad OWLatron and he got out some time ago, i must admit ive never heard that before, but then dont be bitter resorting to name calling thats so childish.....by the way Brentford 1 - 0 Sheffiled Wednesday w****ers least the Tangerine 's are doing ok Blackpool 3 - 1 Brighton

(you can thank Awol for that hes on phone, course the b***h reckons they just scored) wheres head? hope hes getting this

your not an MP, good then i take nothing back

well update hun

owls 1 brentford 1


anyone

andy

OWLatron,

you update you care i dont i was just having a pop at yours and heads expence, they werent supposed to go and score after!, takes all the fun out of my viscious little bite! lol unless you can tell me that a 2nd rate, (or is that supposed to be 2nd division)?, team that cant maintain a certain level will be relegated so as i can throw it back in your face im not interested

(dont panic OWLatron, just get Boriyani to stand in front of you) lol

vamps....as I said b4,we r used to criticism..lol....we know we r bad bad etc,,,,but,for a NONE follower of footy,u know an awful lot about the demise of wednesday !!...



Owly......4tyh minute of injury time,,,,do we av the luck of man u ?????.........roll on next season !!!!!

vamps...take a chill pill,,,,lol....eeerrrrm,,,2nd thoughts,,,,take about 100.......bloomin sutherners,,,,they dunt know owt about owt.....only,,,well,,,,lets leave it there cos I got to drink,,proper not that FLAT stuff


((fast,as,theres f;ack on the way)))

speaking of the himself....

Boriyani,

what an expected surprise!
i know you said you are used to critism before, but understand i dont take the cos the football team you follow is sh***, i dont even take the out of you cos your a hen pecked little , i take the out of you cos your a and i walk all over like yourself

ahem there is a reason i know so much about the football team you support, my friend is a Blackpool supporter, naturaly he has a little chuckle when your all losing, + face mentioned it earlier..speaking of Awol he said your a "nesh", he gave me his version of what that meant but if he was me then i take it back but if its what he says then your a nesh

oh and im competely chilled head, ice cold thanks lol

now, go get the drying up done, we dont want Mrs. B to have to tell you twice do we?! mush mush

hi IV well my friends mum and brother are big blackpool fans aswell and last night when we went over for a few sherrys they were proudly showing there blackpool shirts with eldv vans final stitched in i just took it in good fun as they had worn them as they knew i was coming over they have even said i can sit with them next week when the OWLS get revenge next week i mean weve had our fair shre of finals in the past and beaten the likes of man u i mean its only a game at the end of the day



andy

Fangy.....nesh ??....me ???,,,,w,,,,wots ur version of nesh then ??

Hi OWLatron,

Happy Easter PB to you and yours
you went over for a few sherrys??! ffs you posh im going to give you my Mums address, you can pop round shes posh too - got crates of sherry and stuff in the wine cellar, she'll love you, probably try to adopt!, especially if you can say 'haw haw haw' when you laugh! **rolls eyes** i think i might of been adopted!

honestly i dont care who wins loses i just take it as an oppurtunity to take the out of the other when 1 of them tells me their team won, i dont understand the rules, i dont want to, i honestly dont give a unless i can take a stab at the losing team to wind them up looks like your friends Mum and Brother have a good s.o.h though i like that
eldv vans final - what does that mean?

too right its only a silly game! some of you boys take it way too seriously! i mean im not being funny but its a bl**dy BIG net and little ball, its not hard is it? so why the need to tongue each other for getting the ball in? and then theres that comeraderie at the end! is it necessary for the whole team to have an orgy in the bath together after?! dont tell me the club is saving on its water bill!

i was only joking on thesherry front lol im a bacardi and coke fan

and it was ldv vans soory typo on my behalf

its who sponsored the competition



andy


like the worhtington cup final before it was the coca cola cup i could go on but i see you rolling your eyes back in your head

btw i hope you dont mind my donation being tinged with bacardi

head,

Fangy? your getting a bit overfamiliar again, had to slap you back down for that before...

since ive just been talking football Boriyani, loathe as i am to continue the conversation but it occured to me, you ought to be a blades fan, isnt there grounds up your neck of the woods?

anyway nesh, not my version faces! i was saying why the need for 2 rads in your front rooms up here aswell as a gas fire?! i have never seen that before, 1 rad with or without the gas fire should be plenty warm for 1 room, so he says we need 2 rads and a gas fire cos we're nesh up here.....i says whats that? your all 's? he said something that would probably get yikesed if i repeated it, you can imagine lol then he said sort of yeah, we feel the cold up here, ask head he'll tell you........now im beginning to wonder if that version is correct, i know what hes like! lol

dont wink at me head ill stab you in the eye with a pitchfork if you got something in it, only to be helpful like

WELL,I cant bloomin win,,,call u a nice name n u moan,,,call u a rotton name n n u still moan,,,typical,,,DOH....n as for us being nesh,naaah,just lst like to be comfy ,,,,BTW,,I dont mind swear words or the odd slaggin off,but NEVER call me a blade,,,that word is totally out of order !!! ....no go away n creep back under ur stone,,theres a good,,a good,,,,,,,,a good wazzack........





Andy,,,I think Im in need of a guinness,I'll sup the bottles n u can throw em,,,errrm,in the direction of the "evil"1

Blade cough i mean head,

had comformation off Mrs. Awol too, it means cold..so why the hell do you keep winking?! off its very disconcerting!

creep back under my stone? cheeky when i creep off its too spend time in the coffin, i think Mrs. B has been giving you too much freedom lately you really have been running away with your mouth...

the evil 1? Posh wont throw them empties at me, we have an understanding, well we did! hes supposed to be supplying but he keeps forgetting his end of the deal! must remind him to roll up his sleeve next time i see him!

wazzock? ill let it go for now cos i dont know what it is, obviously a put down though..amazing how brave you can be when Mrs. B allows you to use the keyboard, cant kid me though i know your a !




amazing everytime i speak to you i ! good God Boriyani i think you may be the cure to my insomnia!

OWLatron,

forgive me i missed your post underneath all of heads

you was joking about the sherry? hmm i dont know you are a posh you sure? lol

ldv vans? sponsored what competition? wish you guys wouldnt insist on talking all the time..worthington cup/coca cola...oh i see your on about out footy again arent you! wake me when your done...

no i wouldnt mind my donation having bacardi in it, wouldnt mind at all if i ever saw this donation! geez, anyone would think we was in an alternate reality cos all you ever do is talk about it, i never get it off you though

by the way i see you have added me as a pal, are you aware of my strict NO ENTRY policy by aces? course you not being a ace but a decent Ace in the sence of the word i am prepared to turn a blind eye, you being the exception, but dont tell the others, dont want any old ace sniffing round, i have my standards!......course saying that Mandy invited himself, still wont off despite HINTS! he has been hanging around like a bad smell for months at the bottom of my page, easier for lurking purposes though i suppose!
ok your 'in' but if anyone asks, you are there with permission from management, its by invitation only, dont want them other getting funny ideas!

just 1 thing i must insist on though, if you attempt to turn me into 1 of your 'birds' (you know 1 of the OWLY harem), im going to break your kneecaps..if you can agree to my little request, i may even consider adding you to my elite list

ooh so you are thinking of joining my harem then

only joking


i said i was jokin watch where your swinging that bat !!!



i was talkin football in reply to your question IV ok so you can wake up now


andy

OWLatron,

no im not, listen you want to pimp half the women on this site thats up to you and them dozy 's but i want no part of your little fan club, live and let live as far as im concerned but if there was any question as to was you pimping me too, you'd have to die so forget baseball bats, thems for 's, (speaking of which havent seen Boriyani around, cant say as ive missed his though, he probably has some housework to catch up on), got a sawn off shotgun for the job, it 'aint pretty but so long as we understand 1 another i shouldnt have to use it, bet your glad you was joking now right? question is, was i?

omg! it was my fault you was talking footy??! thats not like me! ffs what was i thinking?!
wake up? lol it cos im awake too long i get a bit blonde every now and again!

you havent been about for a couple of days, dont tell me youve actually been working??!!! its a crazy idea i know but others would only dare to think it, ill say it

OI BORIYANI, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING??!

here
4-1, 4-1, 4-1 LOSER!

you sad b*st*rd! you sad b*st*rd! you sad b*st*rd!

you listen to this to OWLatron, bit of footy trivia for you too here.....see if you know the answer, cos Awol dont want me to tell you, wants you to guess, as you know i couldnt give a cough losers incidentally this bit of footy trivia was supplied just for you guys by the researcher; BlackpoolFC

which team apart from >>BlackpoolFC<< (like you need reminding LOL), has beat those sad b*st*rds whoops i mean SWFC 4 times in the same season??
and what year??

little clue, Machester pmsl (19 something or other) OWLatron, ignore the rest, have to drop big clues cos head is a thick [email protected] manager; Alex Furguson, Red Devils, Busby Babes..........


dont look at me im just typing his sh** i dont know anything but i do enjoy rubbing salt in the wound


you sad b*st*rd! you sad b*st*rd! you sad b*st*rd!

well a little footballl fact to you IV the afore mentioned manager is a distant relation to me on my mums side

andy