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OWLatron,

you never mentioned this before, how would i be helping you? not that i mind helping even an ace such as yourself but erm of course i would have to charge a fee, i dont nothing for nothing lol

well if any new vampires join i get more blood and my blood line lenghtens but i would happily pass a case of for you


andy

Morning OWLatron,

to join i take it i have to click on that address in the previous post, the important bit specifically being with ---> /owlatron at the end as opposed to any other name? and what am i supposed to do once i have arrived? im not swearing allegiance to anyone, and im not joining any fan clubs, would just signing to say, here cos OWLatron asked us then off
unless of course theres a gallery with some stuff worth nabbing?


a case of hmmm i dont know id have to know where it came from, my is of the highest standard and carefully vetted before i partake in a sip, the quality and age, plus is it was clean..bearing that in mind id have to use it at a party cos its not going to keep, its not as if i can freeze it and make ice popsicles is it, it must be fresh/warm.....who's you supplier maybe we've crossed paths before

its the bestest of claret from the finest grape i dont deal with anybody lol i do have standards as with the other thing just click on th elink i gave ya and once youve registered you dont even have to join in the game once this isall done it just gives me a longer bloodline plus some blood


andy

OWLatron,

you have standards, thats reassuring to know..'its the bestest 'claret' from the finest 'grape' ok we're talking in riddles are we? thats cool so long as we both know whats what i take it the 'claret' is of a thick like gravy consistency? velvety and smooth? room temperature and of mature-ish 'grapes'? provided your standards are high if not higher than mine, your source is reliable that all sounds agreeable however, i have 1 more request, though id quite like the case i dont want it all at once cos then id have to share, how about a regular delivery, 1 mortal per evening, after say 9pm? cough ahem did i say mortal? what was i thinking?! i meant to say 1 per evening ok?

click on the link once? sounds easy enough even for me..ok you got yourself a deal but naturally i must sample the goods 1st if thats agreeable?

you he a deal

Hello OWLatron,

ok good we appear to have struck a deal, care to sign it in blood?
erm just 1 question....who 'he'? im a she!

sorry typo the keyboard was playin up yesterday it was supposed to be get the deal

Hi OWLatron,

hmm ok good job im in a forgiving mood today - last nights feed must of sweetened my mood

tell me if all this is right....

username: Insomniac.Va (name was too long to get it all in)
Drink: no pints of blood (i trust you will amend this matter shortly, a deal is a deal afterall)
Powers: none (yeah what do they know
Money: no coins (thats about right)!
Location: Yearning and 90th

You are sire to no other Vampires...
Your Lineage runs as follows:
OWLatron (243), Loupdargent (807), Titanya (1278), and the Master Vampire Lythngayle (4595)

(explain this to me please cos i dont know who Titanya and Master Vampire Lythngayle are, presuming Loup is the same from off here - you never said anything about being part of that lineage, is there anyway we can change that)?

your close siblings include Armadillo (77) whoever he is...
then it goes on about pw, email etc

so, that it then? it is just you that benefits from my arrival i take it?
now over to you..you have a deal to seal

ok how much do you want ??

the lineage cant be changed as loup introduced me i introduced you and armidillo


andy

OWLatron,

oh wish you'd of explained that sooner, so long as the dont think he can pull rank on me

now for your end of the deal, im not greedy i dont require pints at a time, just a few drops from a fresh cut suffices though i do feel spoilt with a full glass of but i could never finish all of it..just once on a daily basis will be adequate, will give my willing donors some time off, you can imagine how draining it can be on them

ok just hurry up and get it over with


andy

OWLatron,

when you said you had the best you implied you had a supplier, i didnt realise you was talking about yourself


ok deep breaths its painless really -------------------- and your arm is fine, i dont need to go for the throat, just lie back and think of ok forget that, sit up straight ill be done in a sec

ahh not bad, fine vintage perhaps '70/'71
has a zesty quality to it, a tad too dry for my liking but sweet enough, mature overall id give you a 7/10 though your arm was a bit hairy, you'll have to shave that before tomorrow, i dont want a rash on my face

that was painless


andy

Ew

OWLatron,

didnt i say it would be, show a little more faith in future..wheres the trust?! lol and while your here young man i hope youve shaved ready for todays donation




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The Rogue,

are we a little squeamish? aww dont be its painless, some people prefer to look away but its nothing to be afraid of, there are millions of donors out there, its a good thing GIVE BLOOD and be a good little bleeder
i run a little cough scam i mean organisation did i say scam? what was i thinking? if you have any questions about donating call this number 0845 7 711 711, and 1 of my assistants will be happy to help

oh im allready donating to them aswell so im donating twice



andy

I don't like needles. I don't like blood, at least my blood.