h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*falls off chair*

They're awful! But fun nevertheless!

I thank you

*waves cigar*





Bassman

Bassman, I've heard some of those before,
but they were well worth seeing again.

Thanks.

's ok



Bassman

Hey, Bassman, have you got any rabbit jokes?

I seem to have been turned into a bunny by
a bumbling magician.

Rabbit goes into a West End pub, orders a pint of beer and a cheese toastie, drinks the beer, eats the toastie, then leaves.

Next night the rabbit returns to the pub, orders a beer and a ham toastie, drinks the beer, eats the toastie and leaves.

The third night the rabbit goes into the pub, orders a beer and a baked bean and sausage toastie, drinks the beer, takes a bite out of the toastie and drops dead.

He'd been a good rabbit, so went to Heaven. He was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates who asked what had caused his sudden death - his time shouldn't have been up for a couple of years.

"Simple" says the rabbit "I died of mixed-a-my-toasties."

Sorry it was the best I could do....

So how did you get turned into a rabbit? - best watch out for Elmer Fudd when it's rabbit season!!



Bassman

Thanks for the joke, Bassman.



A former friend became a magician,
and asked if he could practice a
spell on me. The spell went awry, and
now I'm a pink rabbit...


I suppose I could get a job as a lounge
singer, doing "You're Getting to be
a Rabbit With me." Maybe I could star
in a revival of the musical "Hare."

Or a part as a body double in the remake of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Just as long as I get to play pattacake with the lady that does Jessica AAAoooooooooooooooooooooooo



Bassman

You like Jessica too?

Roger's a cool guy, though.
Even though he's a big star, he
doesn't put on hares...er, airs.

He even does benefit concerts for
disposition-disadvantaged rabbits,
which he calls Hot Cross Buns.

I think I'd have to say Jessica is my favourite rabbit.



Bassman

She's not really bad, she's just
drawn that way.

I knew that....



Maybe I've lucked out then



Bassman