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and then they made me coffee.

Post 21

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

Unfortunately i don't own any whips or chains therefore i can't torture you that way.


I'd prefer pizza

Post 22

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Damn. Thats no fun. I can see you! hahahahaaaaa! smiley - laugh


I'd prefer pizza

Post 23

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

I can see you too Zippy Moose! Is that a made up subject or is it your fave food?


I'd prefer pizza

Post 24

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Well, i dont like coffee, so Id prefer pizza. Its one of my favourite foods is all. And it was kinda fitting. and a bit random. Sorry.

Oooo...you have another new freind to play with btw. Adams joined us now too. Hes called Alberto Malich. I dont understand that one. smiley - erm

While you're there could you be a darling impotent lizard and change my spelling mistake in ur name please? Danka.


I'd prefer pizza

Post 25

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

I wouldn't have had to change it if you could spell you moose! Why was pizza fitting and why did you just mention coffee.


I'd prefer pizza

Post 26

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Its was Vickys subject title dinkis! Stop putting that picture of me up or I shall seriously hurt you! Arghhhhhhh!! smiley - grr


I'd prefer pizza

Post 27

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

Scary!


I'd prefer pizza

Post 28

Peaches

one word answers are wrong, I do believe Liz shall be slapping your wrists rather severely young man.


I'd prefer pizza

Post 29

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Yes.


I'd prefer pizza

Post 30

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Ok, well, to spot Vicky from hurting me I shall now write my proper answer to that:

Stef: you should be scared! you should be shaking in ur boots (even though I know you dont have them on right now. smiley - winkeye) I could whip u into shape, and youd be left crying on the side walk. Doofus!

And yes V, one word answers are wrong. It shows a certain lack of creativity. (and you wonder why I called him that. smiley - biggrin)


I'd prefer pizza

Post 31

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

Ooh, I'm really scared by an Evertonian who says that someone else is going to slap my wrists. Hah, More than two words as well you toffee. As for Liz, you are only a dinkis and therefore do not have the sense to slap my wrists. Your dinkis status is proved by the fact that you have brought in a zippiy top which has a zip across your breasts. Did you really think that no one would play with the zip! smiley - nahnah


I'd prefer pizza

Post 32

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

smiley - puff

*raises eyebrows in an unimpressed way, and moves on*


I'd prefer peaches

Post 33

Peaches

Stef, that's just low. Attacking my team?! Dude!! What about the code of honour? Anyway, last time I checked we were still in the premier league, and a new season is a new season for everybody.

And as for Liz's top. Liz IS top.


I'd prefer peaches

Post 34

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Yes I am! hahahaaaa!!!! I win! Doofus! (I love you Vicky.) And, no I am innocent are therefore had no notion that people would be "playing with me" all day long, and even asking at one stage: "Can I kiss him?" How scary was that?!

Oh, and the grace with which you walked into the door, and the grace with whcih you *almost* walked into the great fudge-off skip leaves me with no doubt WHATSOEVER that you are infact a dinkis of the highest order. Well done, you've become a black-belt. Sooo...drinkable yet?


I'd prefer peaches

Post 35

Peaches

lol, walking into doors. I thought only I did idiotic things like that.

Come on, abuse me more. I like it.

I've just forked out £10 for credit and now have the grand total of £1.45 in my bank account. S**t.


I'd prefer peaches

Post 36

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

At least you didnt sell ur soul for a £50 credit voucher.

Is that Silverchair I hear by any chance madam?


I'd prefer peaches

Post 37

jigglyfrog

if anyone is interested, i have a whip you can borrow smiley - winkeye


I'd prefer peaches

Post 38

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Sick and Wrong! (Dont forget the handcuffs hanging on ur wall!)


I'd prefer peaches

Post 39

jigglyfrog

smiley - erm

smiley - biggrinsmiley - winkeye


I'd prefer peaches

Post 40

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

All smilie postings,much like one word postings, are just NOT ON! (You should know this by now Kathryn dearest. You have no excuse!)


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