h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, I werote most of ur entry bacause u were "blank" because ur a silly human male. You do however have a cool head. We should be in maths, but maths sucks, so its better to be here, rambling.

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Dont ever go to maths again! please

I am not a doofus. You, however are a doofus who goes into fields as a moose and grazes.

I'm no doofus! you my dear are an impotent lizard! ahaha! who's laughing now huh? you'll be laughing on the otehr side by the time Im through with u! and ur evil cos u made that poster and now Hels all annoyed at me! and it soooo wasnt my fault! can u like tell her to go and yell at Vic please? (in the nicest possible way!)

feel my wrath boyo!

Since u are about to start sending me abuse i have taken initiative to already abuse you (not literally - you dirty minded little girl). You are the moose from the wine gum advert with that old scottish bloke.

I am sooooooo not a dirty minded little girl! Im older then you! hahaha! plus I know how to draw "little pictures". You learn these things when uve been around as much as I have. pour example:

, , , , , , , , , and my all time favourite !

To do this, when uve hit reply, scroll down to the bottom, where it will show u the entry ur replying to. Click on one of the smilies on that, and up comes a page which tells u how to draw them! see? I have knowledge, just not in Maths.

And for good measure, u smell of cheese!

It does have to be said though, that the moose on that advert was the most fantastic moose ever, so Im not really too insulted about that!

Behave yourself tonight, I know I wont!

Right, you're not the creative type are you? Appart from when it comes to amusing poster campaigns. Gotta give you snaps for that! I'm currently hearing about the amusing stains on Eddies couch. Lovely. I hope you dont have disturbing items of furnature in ur house! I don't think I trust Cam too much...

I can't think of any decent insults right now, so I'll have to have a think, and come back when uve actually REPLIED bint boy!

What on earth is a bint boy? And don't say me. Is it another one of your made up words like doofus and the other one that i can't remember.

I currently can only remeber 2 pictures so i'll put the other one in for good measure

Well done.

bint - a spike (buffy) word, as in 'harmony, you stupid bint', or 'bint boy', meaning 'a boy called stef'.

doofus - from the yangle 'doof' and 'us', lit: 'hit us', now evolved into 'doofus', meaning 'stupid bint boy'.

dinkis - meaning: see 'doofus'

love kathryn xx

ps sorry for infiltrating your treads again dear sister, but i do love to observe a good bitch-slap fight, which this undoubtedly is. keep it up!

pps does stef smelling of cheese make any difference to the annex smell of toe fluff? just a thought...

Thankyou kathryn for explaining the meanings of the stupid words. However, i don't like the of bint boy - a boy called stef. This isn't appreciated .

Sooo...Kathryns an angre alien? cool! Got nice boys phone number today... *colour me happy*

Anyways...u is no bint boy! you is doofus! Doofus the high! Keeper of the lack of creativity (spelt wrongly), drinker of 6packs and eater of chocolate buttons! And it's why we love you. Though ur plainly silly and should be stopped!

stupid work. work is arse, 8 hours of complete lowly-paid arse. Sorry.

Was there a point to this conversation? All the faces are making my eyes go funny.

My mum and dad just booked their holiday. All lodging at my house during July will be reviewed and obviously accepted. Home alone is scary.

How was the party Liz? I.want.all.gory.details.

me too!

ooh, yeah they're leaving me for 2 weeks in july too, the week after spain! YEAH! should i expect a visit again this year v? (nice to meet you too!)

also, my profound appologies to mr steffan, i only said that cos elizabeth did! i was searching the thread for inspiration... so blame her!

did somebody mention chocolate buttons?

More apologies are required as you spelt my name wrong. This makes doofus boy very very very annoyed! I shouldn't let it get to me but it really p**ses me off. I don't ask a lot from people so why when it come to spelling my name can't anyone get it right. Come on, a monkey could spell it correctly - i have proof when my brother sends me birthday cards. I am still emotionally distraught after england, mighty england, got knocked out by cheating brazil and so for someone to spell my name wrong is very distressing. So please, from now on spell my name with one f. Please! The moose shall be tortured on monday for an unrelated incident.

Yes there was a point to the thread! it was so I could insult Stef in a way that was not to his face! (and all the smilies are there for inspiration, and for the fact that I was demonstrating before teaching him how to do them!)

Party was big-pants-boring-a**e, though made friends with Phil, and drank muchious drinkage, and laughed at Pete in the Shrop who was being drunk and lairy as usual! Isn't it really embarrasing when peoples mums give you a lift home and ur really drunk? Damn.

Yay! Party at V's in the summer!! Wahey!!

sorry!

many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many many, many, many, many, many, many appologies. i didn't know! at least i didn't put 'ph' though, right? and in my defence, callum has known you for longer than i have

she may have spelt your name wrong, but I'm guessing she'd spell "Creativity" right. Think about it, a mistake made in earnest.

she may have spelt your name wrong, but I'm guessing she'd spell "Creativity" right. Think about it, a mistake made in earnest.
(or did Liz write that?)

Liz wrote that. sorry Vicky, but he didnt notice, so he's more wrong then me. Thsi is what happens when people cant think for themselves and have to get others to write their personal space! And Stef(f): I object to the fact that you will torture me! Especially for something unrelated that I dont appear to know about! And especially after I told you that thing too! God! (Unless the torture is meant in a nice and loving way, and only involves the best kind of whips and chains. )