h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm with a reception class at the moment, but that's only because that's where they need an extra pair of hands. I've helped in all years except year 6 in the past, and I've liked it all. Year 3 is probably my favourite, I think by then they've learnt the basics like how to write and are ready to be taught something involving

Sounds pretty cool

Wish you all the best of luck with it

Sorry, you are...? New around here?

Hmmm, My hootoo bday is on 18th Oct 2000 but my U page says 24th April 2002. Does sthat mean it took me a year and a half to activate my page<?>

That's quite strange

I assume mine must be right, because I joined hootoo as soon as school got less busy, after my end of year exams... wow, oh, to be worried about school exams...

But, I mean, Tonto it's been 5 years and still no<?> Hootoo has lost its way...

How are you, old chap, anyway?

I know, no <?>

I'm rather good thanks Life is bonza, apart from decorating the house I can never get motivated, are you any good at painting<?>

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** Life is bonza **

I read first

"Life is bonzai"

I liked that as an idea...

I am very laid back much like a bonzai. But I need feeding and watering quite regularly, much unlike a bonzai!!!

how often do you go to barbershop?

Approx once every 5 weeks

*oops, trigger happy*

Approx once every 5 weeks a man with some shears comes and gives me a trim and occassionally moves me to a sunnier spot in the garden!

on! suddendly remembers the karate kid movie...

~laughs~

Aaah, now I'm wishing I too was a bonzai, rather than an iron maiden [well, an elevator, but we all know which kind of music is marginally less irritating]

I'd give you a hand out with the painting if you liked Mainly psychic help, if that's all the same. *visualises the rollers*

Me... well, I'm sort of still all over the place. Back home from my first year of uni, and still not really entirely over one of my best mates killing himself Aside from that, uni was great. Even did a conference where I fooled many professors into thinking I was a phD Got to do something to fill your time at those things...
Not many tales to tell at the moment.

Anyone got any good stories?

you could be bonzaied elevator...new form of art!?

Can I be a bonzai japanese maple hybrid<?>