h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll open a publishing house and print it myself!

Actually, I decided today that we should build two different forts and attack eachother with the paper aeroplanes...
I'm not sure about a host. I'm resisting saying Mr Baker because that would be silly, although the man does seem to be doing every job possible right now.



creepy, huh?

O.k. Need a hand getting up the cash? We could open TK's publishing. That reminds me*.

Even better idea... then that leads on to making weapons for the planes...
Lol, he does seem to be doing a fair few adverts at the mo, as well as Little Britain...
How about Danny John Jules? He's about the only one of the cast that hasn't done a technology related TV show. All he's really got is Maid Marion's Merry Men. So he needs a more adult, informative-yet-fun programme under his belt.

Aw

Very... :-s

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*I watched Star Wars IV last night, and the bit where Luke and Han have just done the age old "trick the stormtroopers into the falcon, shoot them a bit and nick their uniforms" trick made me think of you (hardly on it's on there, though. But you'll understand why...)- when the guy in the cotrol booth thing tries to contact the 'dead' storm trooper, and either Luke or Han comes out and taps their head in a "microphone broken" type motion? Well, when he first gets in touch, he uses the stormtrooper's identity code, which is "T.K [some number]"
Corollary: We're storm troopers!

HEy, that's a good gimmik...
Wahoo! Storm troopers! That could be fun...

Y'know, I tried to do that in a geography lesson once where we were supposed to be playing at Countries and making triangles to sell for money or some other such nonsense. I decided in the real world our country would probably try to invade the neighbouring country and bomb them out to get their resouces. My geography teacher was having none of this.

Defintitely. He's been in a few fairly random films, but nothing techy. Perhaps there's something in the works...?

Indeed, though it would be the ultimate in conforming...

Hey, triangles are a big commodity. *I'd* fight for them!
I got told off and sent back to the classroom by my geography teacher when we were doing a crime simulation in Sim City. I actually solved the problem, so therefore I was obviously cheating.

Yes there is- our new TV prgram!

TK[1]

I guess... But the outfits are white, you could always stencil designs on them...

You should know that problems can't be solved...
I was just so bored with that lesson, we'd done the same thing in year 8 and even then I'd thought it was a waste of paper. The wold just doesn't work like that.

Yay!

Good idea. Can glue on velvet lapels and sequins too.

With triangles! Always the triangles!
I bet you were. They always bored me, and I'd always think up similar schemes...

I'll get on the blower.

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ooooh! Sequins! And glitter...! Wow, we'd be the campest storm troopers ever...

Not the triangles.. Nooooooooooooo!
Well, it certainly wasn't in the rules that we weren't allowed to invade another "country" or that we could attempt a hostile take-over of that "country"..

Blower?

Lol, that's the idea! My friend pointed out the fact that Darth had a pink lightsaber and that there weren't any women with the Empire, and asked if there was any symbology in that? Lol. I hadn't noticed that before...


Rules are made to be broken

Telephone.

TK[1]

Fantastic!
Don't say that to any examiners, before you know it small childeren will be analysis George Lucas' attitute towards gender!

Or expanded. Not as if I even broke any rules...

What an odd expression...

There were other things he pointed out as well, such as Darth's fetish gear. And Luke's fixation with his sister.

Well, they're all down to interpretation, aren't they?

It's perfectly normal. It's a london one. Rhyming slang for something, but I'm not sure what.

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This material could keep a room full of english teachers satisfied fro an eternity...

Indeed. Rules aren't made to be broken, but they were created to be bent. Isn't that, after all, what lawyers are for?

Cockney slang for a phone is a "dog and bone" Not sure about blower Shall ask my grandad next time I see him

Lol

Well, sometimes they need to be outright smashed... but yeah

Yeah, I know it is. But it's a london thing. Or at least a southern thing. Watch any Brit- based gangster film, and you'll have a cockney saying either "I'll get on the dog", or "I'll get on the blower", meaning the same thing, depending on the writer.

TK[1]

*starts making evil plans*

The lawyers or the laws?

I'm of Cockney decent, y'know... Know very little of the slang, all the same

The Star Wars Trilogy - A Study in Sexuality.

Both would be fun...

It's a bona-fide expression!

TK[1]

I can see that being a project title...

Oooh the pretty colours..

I'd imagine so..

That's why I said it :-p

...:-s

:-p

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You need to use capital "P"s here, m'dear..

I figured, but I wanted to affirm it..



That was sincere...!

I don't care :-p I wasn't aiming for a little picture, I was just typing the expression. If I sometimes get a little picture by accident, then that's fine

What?

Yeah yeah...

TK[1]

Fair enough

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