h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So it is fixed!

Let's entertain this one last time: Thamian.

If 'better' than me it'll prove it's fixed!

please don't hate me....

"Thamian is a Giant Ant that carries a Ray Gun, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a Toughened Steel Skeleton.
Strength: 6
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 5"

*hides*

Told you!

I could see the ant bit though...

I must admit, I thought the ant thing rather suited him.

Hey, you gotta give him credit, he's only 13. I'd say he's alright as far as 13 year olds go.

Being arrogant and disrespectful at thirteen is credible?

Well, he's young, he probably doesn't know better. Can you remember what you were like when you were 13<?> It's no excuse, but it's the reason I put up with it

"George Bush jnr. is a Giant Mecha-Ape that is Easily Confused, emits Ultrasonic Screams, picks up Cars and Throws Them, has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.
Strength: 7
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 2"

I was quite tame when I was thirteen. Then again, I didn't have the Net to try and annoy.

Heck, I can't remember what I was like yesterday, let alone when I was 13!
Probably the shame shy, retiring, lovable, sarcastic smartarse I am today.

You brought it up!

*sits and looks at fingernails until inspiration arrives*

*thought briefly passes through mind to try and take HPB on a guided meditation but realises that (a) it won't work via the net (b) he'd probably think it's quite stupid and (c) it probably wouldn't help matters anyway*

*juggles breadknives instead*

Hey I'm more open to meditation than I am religion!

*juggles chainsaws*

*wonders if this will become a contest as to who can juggle the daftest things*

*realises she is overusing thought in conversation*

Well, If you want me to give you a guided meditation to do, I could. It generally help if you have someone read it to you. And it might not give you any inspiration, but it should make you relax.

I'm already relaxed!

Okay okay okay okay!

*tries to think of something inspiring to say*

uhhmm....




*fails*

.........

Oh! Have you heard about the new theory going round that the universe is finite<?>

that has to be vaguely inspiring...

Not really... it's a big dodecahedron or something isn't it?

I don't believe that when there's no way to see across 90 billion light years...

You've got it spot on.

The thing about that is.. it's a theory. As far as science goes, we can't really prove anything. As far as /anything/ goes we can't really prove anything.

But it would be interesting if it were true. That would make it possible that there is something outside our universe.

I think we've proved that there's an Internet... and many other things.

We'll find out one day... maybe..