h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ha ha ha!

I like my men sweet and lovely...i like them how they come, many shapes and sizes...



Not particularly but then again i'm scared of heights... I just like being donminated...i think its because i'm tall and big, i like to feel small for once...that make sense?

I'm trying...does that count?

I can't describe how i feel wearing that stuff...its kinda a freedom but then again it makes me afraid, which is good, yet bad...Can you tell why this thing is confusing me?!

Just a general appreciator of malekind?



Yeah, I get that... it's a bit like getting out of yourself for a while

Try harder. I don't mean to nag, but...

That sounds very confusing
If you're overall enjoying it, then keep with it

Yeah...I've always appreciated the male form...and the female form, just not in the same way. Its truly beautiful.



Thats the one thing i did used to enjoy about that job, I definitely wasn't me. Else i would have killed myself.

I am really confused about it. Doesn't help that i'm keeping it from seth, he's just coming to terms with who he is, i don't wanna burden him any more than i already am. I am currently enjoying it in secret, though i may go to a theme night in the club dressed in it. For the appropriate theme of course.

...the female form is somewhat beautiful, in a more aesthetic way, I've always thought



Guess it's a good coping mechanism Now you only have to use it for fun

Wait untill you're more confident with it to share it with Seth If there's anything you want to talk about with me, you know I've got ears [well, eyes, but you know what I mean...]

is that you hinting something or you stating a fact? that you like the aesthetic symmetry of the female form...sorry if thats really blunt, i'm just too curious. Please don't be offended.



I just need to find me again amongst all this wreckage...! Sounds really pitiful doesnt it...Don't tell seth.

I don't know if this is ever gonna make sense, I'm terrified of showing this side of me to the world but...i want to because i feel, somehow, right...I'M CONFUSED!!!

Bit of both
Don't you think that most of the great works of art just depict the female form as something really quite beautiful?
No offense taken!



It's not pitiful at all, it's completely understandable

It's okay to be confused!
Hey, if it makes you feel sexy and puts you in touch with you Then you should eel good about it

Any specifics...or is this a non h2g2 kinda convo, or are you just not gonna elaborate? I don't mind, its just, i've been there, y'know.
The female form is beautiful, so smooth in shape and texture, its surves are especially aesthetically pleasing, men are a lot more angular.



I'm a wreck. Just a secret wreck. Thanks for understanding, or, attempting to.

I dunno if i can ever be sexy but, it makes me feel good. Better just about myself, comfortable in something good, rather than sweaters and slacks of the feeling sorry for ones-self persuasion. I feel ashamed and scared when i'm in them but i miss it when i'm out. The first part is probably just my upbringing...I hope.

I know
Men are rectangles.. apart from the fat ones. They're more, well, spherical

I'll do my best to understand anything

I imagine it is just upbringing... it's suprising how difficult it can be to get out of mindsets that are enforced on you as you grow up

I am not sexy. I'm too thin, and shapeless and my hair is awful at the moment, i dyed it blonde, like real platinum style but it went all funny and orangey. Me feeling crappy about myself is probably all low self-esteem issues but i don't think i am that nice to look at, and especially not in this get-up. I look like a freak. I may feel more comfortable but i feel twice as awkward. and i really mashed my foot in some heels. owie! my foot swelled up! really big! I might just give it up. Its more bother than its worth. but i did fool at least 3 drunk straight guys into thinking i was a girl...

I bet you are, really..
Ah, that's the problem with bleaching, same thing happened to a friend of mine except she probably had far long hair than you! I thought it looked kind of good, but then I always liked giner hair More people should go ginger, I say!
What's wrong with looking like a freak? That's the very look I aspire to!
hehehe, how funny
Nah, heels take some time to learn to wear, don't give up just yet. Takes some girls years to master it

Nah. I'm not. You are.

I bought a blackbrown hair dye today. Not sure if i'm gonna do it though. Might stay blonde (re-go anyway)my hair is quite long, about shoulderish length long at the back and chin length at the front. I don't have any photos of me since i was much younger. no-one has bothered me with a camera for ages but i am so not sexy.

I have just started cross-dressing. I think i've joined your club.

My foot is bandaged and swollen. Not gonna be trying for a while. hee hee

love you xxx always

I'd disagree with that, but then this conversation would become a circle of "no I'm not you are"s and that's really boring So let's agree to hold differing opinions

Sounds cool... go with whatever you feel's best... but I say: new life, new look

Cool!
Actually, it's been a while since I've cross-dressed properly, I'm to skinny for my bloke's clothes now. I need to find a skinny man friend so that I can steal his clothes, lol. Know anyone with a waist less than 26 inches?

Ouch... man, sounds like you messed up your ankles real bad..

you too

I think you are the most beautiful thing i've evr seen. end of story.

Maybe i'll only do part of it, like the underneath. thatd be good.

woah thats thin, mine is 28 ins, i'm no help, sorry. I've got hips that stick out that my jeans hang off.

Just the one. It went crunch , i'll survive to strut another day!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm sure that's not true

Oooh, that'd look cool! Quite trendy at the moment [trendy in a good way, not in a cloned sheep way]

lol, mine's 23 at the moment I need to put on weight! Hanging jeans are no fun, unless you like that skate-boy "showing my boxers to the entire universe" look..

As long as you survive to strut another day It really hurts to mess up your ankle, though, more than a broken nail!

stop disagreeing with me.

havent done anything with my hair yet, its still all long and...ick. havent been up to it, been ill, y'know...

i have really wide hips but nothing in between, no stomach, just hips. my trousers are always gappy at the front cos i'm a weird shape. flat i-work-out stomach, obviously.....NOT!!

ankles ok ish now, its just the rest of me, hee hee! i'll be fine. hows your purple? still there or a washout? gonna shave my head unless you can think of something better for me to do, i'm just getting really bugged with this mop!

go vamp!

xx

Okay, I won't go disagreeing with you anymore

No! It makes me sad when men cut all their lovely long hair off! All men should have long hair, flowing free
How about... *ponders* You could have it trimmed up, and have a flicky fringe put in, dye the rest back to it's normal colour but have the fringe-y bit a cool colour, red or sommat

Hope you ain't too badly injured

It's a very faint purple, need to be under light for it to show... Guess I'll be re-dying again soon

Vamps kick ass!

You are beautiful. the end.

I've just cut it for now, its just past my chin and curly. I like it. My friend said it was cute.

Dyed it yet?

I had to do a vamp thing for a customer recently, they loved it! with the whole flowing veils and corset thing! It was so great! I felt sexy!

I'm still a bit ouchy but i'm dosed up most of the time. Painkillers, nothing else.

xxx

Awwh, that sounds really cute I bet it makes you look like Alan Davies [he's sooo cute, lol]

No, I think I'm going to wait till after Christmas, shall have to have boring brown hair for a while. Was thinking of going black again, I don't know...

Sounds cool

Long as you're on the mend...just don't over-do it, hey

alan davies? maybe...if he were blonde...

Why black?

I'm on the mend.

I'm all boingy and bouncy and happy!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

A blonde Alan Davies! Yay! What's not to love?

My hair is dark and stubbon by nature... I've only ever managed to make it go black or purple. Bleaching just goes so wrong [I've done that to get red streaks] because it just goes weird really quickly, and red doesn't work I've love bright red hair, like a superheroine. How cool would that be?



Yayayayaayay!!