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Re-buffed- the rejection years.

Post 1

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...


No its okay,I don't mind.I just wish you had had the decency to contact me . Just a simple 'I wouln't go into business with you if you were the last person in any part of this solar system or ANY OTHER


Re-buffed- the rejection years.

Post 2

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Listen Lady, I was long into the night trying to finance your little project. I sweated blood for you. For all my efforts I would like to be known as Chief Financial Officer and Chief of Tins of Biscuits With No Bourbons In. I would also like to know what the hell we do at the Elastic Time Company.

Liam.


Re-buffed- the rejection years.

Post 3

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...


Re-cycle and then sell hours people have wasted to people who could do with extra time. Time IS elastic as somebody who ran a mile race in Philedelphia in the 1950s testifies. He was in the habit of testifying a lot because he was a baptist minister he went on to advise Bill Clinton during his 'crises' and is one of my heros because he writes things that irritate the moral majority and used to take his kids to Haiti to see what they could spend their allowances on.
For a not inconsideable amount of money I can package precious moments in case you forget them or you didn't have yer cam corder handy... Just perfect for Christmas!!!!
Ps Sorry to have introduced another merkin into my pstings!!!


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