h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok then i'l be here hun
your gp sounds like a well i wont say
on here cos it aint nice but think you know what i mean deff get yourself a new
gp

no 1 dad

hiya im jason nice to meet u

I know you do my sweetBut there's my family online watching me right now oh heck i don't care come here

hiya dude my names brad
you sound loved up mate

jason so you've met my adopted dad then he be given me away cos theres no way i'm letting a fruitloop of my little brother give me away he a nut and allways will be and as for my uncles no way they all well too old plus they make a show of me


Daddy
i kno what you on about my old gp out the window and a new gp will be better.

well thats good then hun you should
be able to get it all sorted now

Jason did i tell you what happend this morning early hours at 5am
someone made a holly mess my kitchen and the silly fool is staying out in me mums tonight cos of somebody being there.

Conal i know your online but cud you please stop taken the micky out of me and get your bum down to liverpool where your father is my uncle jack cos he has totaly ruined my new kitchen and i got my own back this morning he asked for a fry up and i gave him food salad butties now you can take the micky out of your father now your brothers jamie and harry call him Meow man and he dosn't know i did the cat food thing to him he said the buttie was a lovely bit of steak

Dad
theres another prank you can remeber cat food butties to your mates lol

Jason

Hiya All

i disapappeared i had to get off, cos i had another migraine

Hilary i saw the postings hun, and i didn't like what i saw.
I am about it all, and i wish i was there for you to give you a
But don't let it worry you hun, cos the more he sees you upset he will only do it more.

Anyway how are you dad, and how is our little Aaron.

Hi Brad thank you for the cos i needed it badly.
xx*NATS*xx

I you Dad co's i'd love another little me running around the place i've got my pets they my babies but i'd love to hold a baby in my arms once again i miss it all the night feeds the crying the nappys ect

Jason how meny shud we hAVE Cubs you and me

brad yes me all loved up m8

i love my hilary she means alot to me m8

yeah that is a good one i shall
wait for the right moment for that one
i've done all the old ones like a sky
hook and tartan paint
oh yeah and a half inche hole lol
that was funny.

well if we are going to act like real wolf hunny it will have to be 6 little cubs

i'll be happy if i was going to be a daddy hunny love you baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HELLO

hiya hunny u ok nats i'm jason

well that is nice matey i do like to see
people happy
good luck and may you both spend many
happy years together

ah babe cheer up give me a big
smile it'll all come out in the wash
whats wrong hun?

Hiya Jason, Hilary and dad.
How are you all.

Json My Will you wait just encase i have to wwaite for this Dam Op I want 8 children i come from a big family I've lost 4 little poor souls I'd love to somme cubs with you but your over 12 miles away and i've got to sort this mad family out
the reason why my uncle came down is another reason he Got heart disease and I'mupset over that as well
and my other cousin harry he moven to Germany with his gf and our jamie he going to ibiza to work my family are splitting up i can't bare it My other family who use live in fife moved all emgrated to the USA 3 mnths ago and theres only conal and derick and kyle in uk now and i don't wanna get stuck with my mums side the family they all thicko's


Hiya nats hon
how are you now sorry hear you had migra i had one those the other morning and they hurt like hell.

Dad yeah well i've idoits in my family that use hair remover for shampoo a brother that drinks Cider vingar thinks it apple juice I've another cousin who put Heat Rub on his tackle thinking it was sudocream
And now my uncle ate afood buttie thinking it tasted like steak
lmao

hiya nats hun well i got some back stabbing friends hunnie

but im in love with my princess she makes me happy and i want to hold her in my arms

I have two migraines in the space of two days now, and i don't like them at all.
Hiya dad did you know that you were my dad ad first, and now you have Hilary aswell hey lol <