h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My knee


*prods the hole* Ouch!!!!!!! why did I do that?


I knew that would hurt


*bends it*


It kills, I can't get comfy because if it *sniff*


*prods it again* Ouch!!!!


I can't bend it, and if I keep it straight it makes my stitches itch

I can't even sleep properly


Why won't it get better


*sniff* *takes some paracetamol* *sniff*

The universe is conspiring against me </>

*waves his fist at the universe * *sniff*

Have a large

's Floh*

The universe is conspiring against you? Oh dear!

Most people just get picked on a bit by the universe.

the whole of it is out to get me

All of the universe?

*sniff* feels that way

the universe hates me too
the *love* of my life just strolled off with his girlfriend





*appologies for the melodramatics*

Life isn't always fair

thanks you guys

No probs

sorry cal i guess you started this so you'd get the cuddles not me
feeling any better? has the paracetamol kicked in yet?

well to tell the truth I was just having one of my many rants


and yes the paracetamol are doing their thing

I prefer rants to whines, myself.

You should try morphine.

It'll get better Cal...

*decides he will intelectalize the problem...avoiding anxiety...well...only if the pain is a forbiden id impulse...*
It hurts because the nerves are still recieving ouchy booboo indicators......I suppose that wasn't very intelectual was it?