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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
*massages very low* 
*sets table to vibrate*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
having fun ladies?
*gets the broom handle*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 16, 2004
*Watches Cal sweep the floor*
Yes thank you darling.. mmm... 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
*sets the broom on the table*
*resets the table to super vibrate*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
really?
want some more?
*resets the table again this time to super duper vibrate*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 16, 2004
Slides off 
the table!
I wish to see your certificate of insurance sir... 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
Oh er
*shows her a peice of paper*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 16, 2004
Sorry Cal.. this is just your Buildings and Property Insurance Certificate!
I meant you Health and Safety Insurance Certificate for you be able to treat the Public!!
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Scandrea Posted Sep 16, 2004
*Slides off the table, but lands on her feet.*
That might have worked better if I was secured up there somehow...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
*pins lil against the tall cupboard*
certificate of insurance ummmm
*squashes her against him*
can't we come to some agreement?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 16, 2004
*looks deeply into his eyes*
*murmurs quietly* How are you at making omlettes darling ...*licks her lips*
*presses back against him*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
Well very good
But we need some Large eggs
*presses closer*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
*grabs scan and pull her into the embrace*
want some sausage with that omlette ladies
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 16, 2004
*wiggles*
Cumberland or saverloy?
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