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Post 41

nicki

ill be handcuffed to u


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Post 42

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*wippes out the smiley - handcuffs and smiley - handcuffs her to the table*

Now the Oil ummm what did scandrea do with it? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 43

nicki

never mind wot she did with it just do wot i want
rub it into my very large breasts


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Post 44

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I'm not basting chickens thankyou very much do I look like Jamie oliver!!!!!! smiley - grr


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Post 45

nicki

no u better looking!


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Post 46

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I want you to get rid of the chickens they are pecking my toes smiley - steam


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Post 47

teetotalersanonymous

leave jamie oliver alone i've met him and he can do things with baps others can only dream of.


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Post 48

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Are you trying to say that I am no good with baps?


I'll have you know that I'm the bap king

There's no-one can make a blt bap like I can


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Post 49

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Poor Cal! I leave you for a couple of hours and you still manage to get yourself into mischief!!


smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl


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Post 50

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - yikes

I know and stop laughing it was not funny


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Post 51

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

OoooOOOOoooo Not very funny eh??


smiley - tongueout>>>>>>>>>>smiley - run>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>smiley - nahnah


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Post 52

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*watches as the smiley - handcuffsed lil runs off dragging the table behind her*

Lil please don't run away with my table


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Post 53

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

smiley - blush


Ooops Sorry!!


*lifts up table and removes smiley - handcuffs*


smiley - devil


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Post 54

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*sits on the table thinking*


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Post 55

nicki

wot colour r ur handcuffs then cal?


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Post 56

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Pink can't you see?


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Post 57

nicki

r they furry?! id hate to think wot you get up to on your own!smiley - tongueout


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Post 58

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 59

nicki

wot r u like?!
Actually dont answer that i dont think i want to no!smiley - winkeye


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Post 60

Mizzpinky *sighs* here we go again

he likes rubarb crumble


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