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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 21, 2002
*snowy 
wimpers in a corner wondering whats going on*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 21, 2002
*snowy fetches a book and drops it at Alec's feet, its the trog most wanted list and pictures of both dax and cal are on the front page*
*she also gives him a letter from the troglodite high command which reads:*
CAL FORTUNESWELL YOU WILL BRING THE FOLLOWING EARTHLINGS INTO OUR CUSDOEY
POL
ALEC TRICITAN
UGI
LIGHTHOUSE GIRL
FLOH
CAERWYNN
FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN DEATH FOR BOTH YOURSELF AND DAX FORTUNESWELL, YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR BROTHERS ALLIANCE WITH THE SQUIDIES
SIGNED
VALADAR CORIN
HIGH COMANADER
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 21, 2002
Hummm...
I think we should have a word with Cal you know Alec.
Does this thing have a loud-hailer?
I don't like the sound of being brought into "cusdoey" - sounds altogether too sticky. But then again, why would this lot be here if it was't genuine?
You don't keep a wnated list, with yourself on the front, in your 
just on the offchance that people you capture will escape & find it. Do you?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 21, 2002
...well it's just nice to be asked properly...
The chloroform might have given me an allergic
reac
reac
reac
reaction you know...
He bonked you on the head with a bottle remember
And i strongly suspect that flohs' civil rights
have been mucked about with too.
Those clones were kicking us man ! 
I think we should go elsewhere, resize this thing,
and only have a word with Cal once he has been restrained.
And where is Dax ? Who is this 'Comanader Valadar Corin'
and does he speak for all the trogs?
So many questions...need time to think...
Fortunately the servers are dead slow again
so we've probably got all day,(assuming i can even post this)
alec.
(2)
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 21, 2002
...perhaps we should ask floh...
is she awake yet? it is Tuesday...
alec...
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 22, 2002
Yes, subtlety has not been a feature really has it.
I don't appreciate being kicked any more than the next man but I think there must be more to this than just kidnapping.
Floh might well be able to tell us more. Unfornunately, I have a RL w**kmare so I may not be around much today.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
*...the story continues....unabated*
*upon hearing that cal has been somehow restrained...
F70774?thread=164689&post=2041380#p2041380
*alec presses the 'close' button on the garage door opener flinker,
and the makes a soft landing on the bar counter.*
*crawling back to the resizing module enclosure, he manually engages the contactors, allowing the to return to full size.*
*this done, alec emerges through the open hatch, pausing briefly
to smack his head on the low beam over the bar*
right now...where's Cal ?
alec.
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plato <surfer> Posted May 25, 2002
*plato rubs his eyes, and runs out the room, wailing*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 25, 2002
*is hiding behind one of the access panels, tries to get floh's attention*
PSSSST
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 25, 2002
in here
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 25, 2002
no not that one this one
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 25, 2002
*helps floh in, it's very dark when he replaces the panel*
here hold this
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 25, 2002
NOT THAT!!!!
THIS
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