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CK

One should be very careful about being dragged through a vortex backwards, it can be extremly painful and can result in having you insides pulled out. And take it from one who know people do not look very preitty with their insides on the outside.

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the story is on there



CK

Now the problem is you are exsisting in one reality and your "mum" and D"ad are exsisting in another and somhow you have managed to sort of get stuck in between so you are in fact two people at the same time.

I would not recommend you tell your shrink this just go along with anything he says and hey presto he'll declare you cured.

CK

Take it from one who has used the services of several
shrinks: caveat emptor. Some of them are badly in need
of therapy themselves. If you find yourself disagreeing
with a shrink repeatedly, no one will think less of you
if you find another. You *might* do better with a
different one.

I had a cousin who was a psychiatrist in Southern
California. Two of his three marriages fell apart.
He was chain-smoker and probably a heavy drinker.
My mother went to visit him one time, and he said
to her, "If you don't ask about my problems, I won't
ask about yours."

i dont ACTUALLY need a shrink, just to get that straight



CK

See denial thats the first step to seeing one

That is *so* not true!










Welcome Cal - at last someone with a proper first name

I thought denial was where
Cleopatra liked to go swimming.

did she not usually go skinnydipping in goats milk?