h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sooo.

i bet you're thinking "man i have to get me one of those bra's!"

Nope. I don't wear lady's underwear.

you do wear moose toga's

So? There used to be entire civilisations who did that.

they didn't write "i suck balls" in king size letters on the back

Nothing wrong with miniatures *sniffs*

*remembers the days she thought they were sad*

I've painted my first ever lead models, ten of the little lovelies. But my boyfriend told me off for throwing them at each other and making machinegun noises.

Does he suck balls?

I have no idea, I've never met the guy.

sure sounds like he does to me.
bring him over once, and we'll make a secure diagnose.

and maybe even cure the problem

no guarantee he'll still be able to see after that.
or do anything else for that matter

I meant Ralph, but will take your suggestions into consideration.

i rejoyce
Please decide quickly, and you'll get a free t-shirt!

And a grotty wallet.

mmmm, yes, an unfortunate side effect is that the instruments for the brutal torture we have in mind are rather costly.

*salivates*

Well if you put it that way... I can pay.







But you know that torture is at it's finest when using a little.... improvisation.

oh yes, i never said i was going to buy SPECIALISED torturing tools?

Nothing wrong with the local hardware store.

i can't argue with that, they have duct tape, and crude saws, and pincers, and... and...

Oh the fun you could have in a hardware store!

I play Warhammer and I have a Khorne Army. I like painting them the most though, all those crinkley edges. And you get to create mutants and monsters and make gorey dioramas with all the spare parts.

Yay.

again with the single smiley posts!

do that again and i'm going to try my new power drill on your head.