h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

please excuse me while i go outside and be violently ill.

Go right ahead!

*blinks in a confused way*

That wasn't a brain worm you fool!

Tastes good though. What was it?

not sure. Once when I was very small a large lizard crawled in my ear though.

Oh, right.


Are there anymore in there? They're really very tasty.

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I've got a cold. It really sucks.

I've got a sore throat and a bad temper. However, I'm pretty sure I can manage to quit smokign this time!

i'm not even considering it. even though my nose is constantly clogged these days.

damn foul weather this side of the sea.

Yeah. It's been absolutely sunny for far too long.

Go Ralph!
Smoking makes you less frisky, and it makes you infertile.

For that statement to be true, 100% of all smokers should be infertile. This is clearly not the case. You should say: Smoking increases the chance of infertility.


Then, cast you mind over what any seed of my loins would be like.


Yes, that's right, screma your lungs out.



For an encore: ask Reefgirl and Terran how frisky I was last friday.

Can't I just ask you?



God. Mini-Insanities.....

Fair enough. I was not frisky at all. I b*tched at just about everyone who crossed my path. Most notably Reefgirl.


Yeeees, little blond hooligans trashing the place. Even you could not cope with them.

It'd be fun trying though.

*whip and stool*

Down boys! And not-boys! Down I say!!

I could train them to take over the world. I could breed and entire army of the little guys!

What unfortunate females would be enlisted?

Hmmmm, good breeding stock would be...


A submissive hair genotype, so the hallmark of the Insanity line will stay, so either blond or red...
A stubborn streak, I don't want them giving in halfway to world dominance,
a certain ruthlessness, mixed with compassion, so they'd make good rulers,
A nice high pain threshold, it's not easy at the top...

ROFLOL

let's face it, any child of the powers of testicles would be a disaster phenomenon.

i just hope i won't have to keep mine from trying to jump out of windows all the time.

How does this keep cropping up? I was discussing the same thing with Werekitty on MSN, too.