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I've just asked to join them A950492

Here's my vogon poem.

My own pear, my glomphy pear,
my fetid rotten, precious pear.
Wherefore art thou named pear
my pear?
Though I cross a thousand deserts
My pear will glomph still.
Though the armpit wills it not.
My pear will eternally glomph.
I found my pear in my armpit,
one day.
When lifting my arms to change
a lightbulb.
The pear fell to the ground
from my armpit.
It fell, and glomphed,
and glompheth there still.
My fetid rotten glomphy pear,
My precious pear,
My armpit pear.

I could not imagine a better example of Vogon poetry. I think you should get an honorary award or something.

so you don't wanna be in the Terranic Army anymore then?

Aaaaah. These are vogon /poets/ though. They're not really very fighty.

Just don't tell Spook.

Nice

Thankyou



I know I know....

(although I put it in my journal mainly so I could get one of the two promotions I need to become an elite vogon )

I like it!

thankyou.

I'm thinking of becoming this years poet laureate.

I think your style might be a bit avant-garde for a poet laureate, but hey! You go girl!

You are /not/ having the last post on my journal

quite right

*pops in and steals 15th*

And I'll be 16th.. hey.. check out A1916967 Smileyism!

*s through, hitting the 17th*

Jumps up n down on 18

*s in, collapses, ,, on the 19th*

*A passing lunatic screams "wazz up!?" at 20*