h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all of them?

What about itchy and scratchy?

could do....


how you doing?

Can't think of any plus sides to been single, nope none whatsoever

'pinch'

'jumps'

Hello!

Hiya Chick, how is everything with you? from the looks of it everything is going great glad it is anyway hunni. Sorry i made you jump

People grabbing my arse unexpectedly tends to do that


yeah everythings cool at the mo... what you been up to for so long? I got a visit (on here) from that creachy thing a couple of weeks ago threatening to be back soon

yeah well i knew grabbing your arse would get your attention

What have i been upto? Well erm i've been upto this and that got a college interview tommorrow gonna be a teaching assistant. Lucky me and i've been with the fella alot, been a whole year we been together now and it's great.

Yeah saw that the creachy thing was about, left him a post up, gonna change me name back soon, i think i can safetly say im ok on here now

Glad things are going great for you

Teaching assistant? braver than me!


whos this fella then? cant remember if you told me about him before...

yeah alot people say im brave but i enjoyed it when i was in Cal's classroom helping out, was great

Oh thought i'd told you about him, well he's just great, got a long weekend starting tomorrow He's older than me but we get on great and can say he had me from hello

You know what my memorys like n ive not heard from you in months i forget everything, especiallly as ive been busy with my toyboy

Yeah i aint been here for awhile, and your memory is like crap tee hee.

Oh no im happy with the older man, had enough of the young ones, do my head in.

Right gotta go hunni bunni but will be back soon. I'll pop in when i can. Take care

My brother says im a complee hussy for this one


See you later Zoe x

Evening.

Several million posts ago, Galaxy Babe asked who cleans my blocked drains. A bottle of Mr Muscle usually!

I've only been single for six months, but my outside light hasn't worked for two years. Not all blokes fix stuff.

Liz
~

Kim n Aggie recomend a mix of borax,salt and vinegar for blocked drains..

I'm married and often have to wait for a very long time if things need to be fixed, sometimes, I eventually fix them myself

I learned to fix a lot of stuff when I was married, and that was out of necessity.

I've got a tap that I have to use both hands to turn off, so I should probably learn how to fix that

That's a find tip about clearing blocked drains. I should probably write that down.

My husband often insists that I shall fix things myself, which I hate doing, but one day, it'll turn out to be handy, I'm sure

B'Elana, do you make him cook?

this queation sound realy pre-woman's lib. sorry!

I seldom manage

use "fair trade deal" as excuse!