h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But she can't see them

I can..in my minds eye

Okay then. I couldn't to save my life

you not like cakies B'el?


Im more of a savoury person myself (crisps are my biggest vice...and hot sauage rolls)but i have the odd hankering for something cakelike...

I've never allowed myself to eat cakes or sweet because of my poor teeth Nachos, or tacos or whatever you call them are my vice now

Wish i could cure my crisp addiction, its alomst solely responsible for my post tummy op porkiness

Afternoon,

I had a really nice bag of sea salt and cider vinegar crisps yesterday, btw. I have to be in the mood for crisps and these were v good

I’m not a lover of cake myself (or indeed anything else stodgy and wheat based) , however is another matter and I have been know to eat chocolate cake. Yesterday evening, I had a particularly delicious hot chocolate pudding in a pub – the centre of it was all melty and chocolaty and yumyumyumyumyum…

Sorry, where was I?

Going back to the original topic if I may, I’ve been single for nearly six months and it’s great! I wonder why I was so upset when he first b*****d off?

Good points to being single

Get up and go to bed whenever you like (and not having to worry about disturbing anyone else when you do)
No one snoring beside you or fidgeting all night long.
No one trying to man-handle you when you’re not in the mood
Being able to have a bath whenever you like because no one else is here to use all the hot water.
Not having to listen to someone talking about stuff you know they will never do.
No ‘blokey stuff’ cluttering up the house.
Eat whatever you like whenever you like
Watch only the programmes you like on telly
Being able to turn the telly off and reading a nice book
The only smelly shoes in the cupboard are your own
Smaller phone/electric/food bills
Not having to watch the football!!!!!!

Liz
(aka A Selfish Old Bag and loving it!)

Just don't buy them - that should help, if there aren't any in the house

I just cant say no



Glad youre feeling better about it all Liz!

Yeah Liz, all that

Have you tried those walkers light crisps, maybe we can ween you off them

Ta

I had a really nice day out with a friend yesterday My parents were here last weekend, three weeks ago my brother came to visit, and a month ago I went to stay with him. No time for boyfriends, me

Liz
~

them potato head things you mean?

Evening all I went for a nap this afternoon.... for about two hours maybe I'm coming down with something better go drink a bottle of gin to flush whatever ilnees is out of my system 'a sign of sexual frustration' hmm, maybe but I prefer to think its an active sexual imagination it was only kinda sexually related, but more sensual actually now I've remembered more of it, but just relaly really weird and the other dreams were pretty weird too, and I wasn't totally asleep whilst dreaming, as I looked at the time at one point, whilst still dreaming, but the looking at the time thing was definately* a real thing no wonder I felt tired today, don't think I sleep properly any of the time

If it has pictures,youre dreaming

I had a naked woman in my dream last night, which was nice. Wasn't anyone I knew, though.

RF

I dreamed a bit this afternoon too when I had a nap There were at least four women in the dream I had last night, well, this particualr dream, there were several, but slightly interrelated, kinda like differnt acts in a play I guess I don't think I recognized any of them either

She was very nice, though. Had hair like Daryl Hannah in Splash. It wasn't her, though.

RF

I had an imaginary girlfriend once. She dumped me for my imaginary friend

How imaginarily awful for you.

RF