h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Meh I got over it. I had a brief fling with her imaginary sister

Hah! If it'd been me, it would've been imaginary triplets!

RF

Bloody pervs...

Yup, that'd be me...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm

RF

Ooh look I've just found foxy

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm

Although all that body hair suggests he's reached puberty, which isn't apparent from his posts...

RF

In that case, this may be closer

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/rebelwithoutclue.htm

Yep.

That's him.

RF

Oh dear

<<Get up and go to bed whenever you like (and not having to worry about disturbing anyone else when you do)
No one snoring beside you or fidgeting all night long.
No one trying to man-handle you when you’re not in the mood
Being able to have a bath whenever you like because no one else is here to use all the hot water.
Not having to listen to someone talking about stuff you know they will never do.
No ‘blokey stuff’ cluttering up the house.
Eat whatever you like whenever you like
Watch only the programmes you like on telly
Being able to turn the telly off and reading a nice book
The only smelly shoes in the cupboard are your own
Smaller phone/electric/food bills
Not having to watch the football!!!!!!
I had a really nice day out with a friend yesterday My parents were here last weekend, three weeks ago my brother came to visit, and a month ago I went to stay with him. No time for boyfriends, me

Keep talking, Lizzbett, you're almost convincing me.

Who does your plumbing though? I mean, clearing blocked drainsand horrible stuff like that?

no one to do the plumbing.... open those jars and bottles you can't open pop to the offy to get more booze when you can't be bothered.... fix your PC problems

Last time I checked there was no plus side to not having an unnecessary overhead.

Oh wait there's one.

That'd be lack of sex, then.

RF

Well I thought that went without saying...

Isn't it strange how marrieds think we singles can take our pick? And have plenty of it?

Yes.

I shag three different women each night, then pick the best one and shag her again.

RF

I'm just gonna put the kettle on to make for all those lusty men queued outside my door, patiently waiting their turn!

Afternoon

you not feeling well? <?> another boring day today I think had lunch a little while ago, two slices grannary bread, bit of butter, some brie, two thin slices ham from over the road, and some of their brie with a little mustard and some mayo now the next exciting thing is dinner... and thats a while off

Got caught in the rain last week n caught a cold..by friday it was going to my chest..dont feel well at all today..n of course the drs is closed!

Well, you know the drill! :
. Plenty of fluids (water espeically),
. paracetamol might help
. plenty rest. I've felt a bit under the weather the last few days too, with my napping midafternoon each day beign kinda unusual for me When your better I'll have to come over