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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

PS. Asymmetry, that's where you bury people isn't it????


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Post 322

Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

smiley - laugh I never did find out what that meant smiley - doh

Emmily
smiley - rose


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I know there's isometric bars in gymnastics, you've got mesmiley - huh now, I'm off to look it upsmiley - run


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

back..
asymmetrical. Greek-lack of proportion...1690
1. not symmetrical
2. asymmetric..carbon atom boned to 4 diff' atoms or groups
I've not learnt owt there!smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

bondedsmiley - laugh


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Post 326

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

As I've said before, perhaps even on this thread, many people say that anything more than a Britisg Standard Handful is a waste of time having. But I've always begged to differ - I like the cups to runneth over. I do remember noticing your previous Entry about smiley - tits smiley - smileys Emmily, now that you mention it. Emmily . It's just that I didn't comment on them at the time.

smiley - biggrin


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Post 327

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Also many (if not most!) women have asymmetric smiley - tits smiley - tongueout

smiley - biggrin


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the old(male)saying, you don't look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire, but you do have to, twice a year, for putting clocks forward/backsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh
and I am not sexist


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Post 329

Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

I'm back to work tonight after 4 weeks break. Going offline shortly to get ready, I'll chat to yous later, if your around smiley - smiley

Emmily
smiley - rose


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Em, soz for delay, went out last night, only got in about 11.30ish. Take it steady at work, don't rush itsmiley - winkeyesmiley - biggrin


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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

Hiya Animal smiley - smiley

You just caught me, about to go to bed soon smiley - sleepy

The Coffee Bar where I was has had a kitchen added on, works been going on since last summer. so I may be working longer hours soon, well it doesn't open til March-April. I have to apply for the job, but have been told that I will get it, and the application is just a formality, but haven't been told that 'officially' so I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed. smiley - smiley

The hours are 8am - 2.30pm Mon - Fri so if I do get it, they'll be no more late nights on the PC then. smiley - laugh

Emmily
smiley - rose


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

that is a big loss to me and hootoo, but my fingers are crossed for you, good luck my luv


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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

Ooohhh I'll still be around hootoo, you don't get rid of me that easily smiley - laugh

Goodnight Animalsmiley - smiley

Emmily
smiley - rose


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Post 334

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Just happened to mention how much I love 'wild breats' on the Breast Freedom Forum. This is what someone replied smiley - laugh:

Makes me think of "wildebreasts", for some reason...

-->>>--------
"On our third day my guide Adobe spotted a small herd of wildebreasts in the distance. We made for the brush and crept closer, being quiet so as not to disturb the creatures.

As I reached the far end of the brush I gazed out across the grassland and there they were, watering themselves and sunning lazily around an oasis, light shimmering across their skin, beads of sweat and water droplets forming rivulets down their sides. They were breathtaking!

I counted twenty in the herd, mostly little ones, some older ones, and four elders amongst them. Always in pairs, Adobe had told me, and he was right; the wildebreasts seemed inseperable from their mates.

The little ones bounced around playfully, enjoying the sun and the air, a few of them splashing in the pond. Some were less developed than others, the youngest wildebreasts unsteadily nursing from their parents who held and conforted them lovingly.

The adults watched both watched over the young ones, and kept an eye out for predators. Fully grown, they held themselves majestically and proudly as the gazed out over the grasslands, missing sight of Adobe and myself, fortunately for us, concealed by our foliage cover. The herd contained a complete range of shapes and sizes, each one beautiful and wonderous in its own way.

Even the elders, who had survived this long, wore their lives with pride and confidence, every line and wrinkle a tale in itself. The herd looked to them as their leaders, never straying far as they foraged around the waters edge.

I was so taken by the sight that I had completely forgotten Jones, who had returned to the camp for a dose of medicine for his stomache. In his haste in returning to us, he completely overlooked us and stumbled upon the wildebreast herd, startling them and causing them to flee in panic. But I couldn't bring myself to admonish him, as I watched them bound across the plain, for little can stir a man's heart like the sight of a stampede of free, exhuberant wildebreasts at a full run, flanks rippling and jiggling in the sun and the wind rushing past them. It is truly a sight to behold"
--------<<<--

Information on wildebeests (aka gnus):

http://www.seaworld.org/AnimalBytes/wildebeestab.html

smiley - rofl

smiley - biggrin


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

just makes your heart go all of a flutter, free wildebreasts


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Post 336

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Hi Emmily,

Just use the following sentence as part of a resonse to Mina's Entry on 'Witches Broom:


Before you make any comment, please note I'm definitely talking about bEsoms (i.e. brushes) and not bOsoms (smiley - tits) smiley - ok

smiley - biggrin


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Post 337

Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

Excuse me!!!! smiley - laugh you're the one obsessed with smiley - tits not me smiley - tongueout

Have you read my Q is askh2g2 about tattoos smiley - biggrin

Emmily
smiley - rose


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Post 338

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

No, I'll have a look B4 I 'turn in'.

smiley - biggrin


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

can I be just obsessed and leave it open??


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BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Thought I would post this here and not under the 'Tattoos' posting.

I like Mrs RBA to put her temporary tattoos very close to the outer edge of her areola. The dolphin and rose designs we use are curved and ideal for this. Then, when we are dinner dates etc and she wears her blouses with deep plunging necklines, if I can see the tattoo, I know that her nipple is in danger of peeping out, and I find this dead sexy!

The other thing with tempoary tattoos is that she can wear it on one breast or the other, depending on what she's wearing.

The main disadvantage is that after 2 or 3 days they start to fade. This doesn't matter too much with ordinary tattoo coloured (blue or black)ones, but does look a bit tacky with vivid oloured ones, so I prefer her to remove this and replace it with a new one.

Regarding henna tattoos, Mrs RBA hasn't used these, mainly because there seems to be no where to buy henna locally. However, I did once read tha there might be some health problem with using henna. Can't remember what it was, probably s'thinh like increased risk of skin cancer.

smiley - biggrin


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