h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even easier to conquor

Will you join our cause Khamsin the lurker?

yeah sure I have some free time

*hands him the complimentary knife/dagger thing*

you think this will be enough?

*hands out squirrel costumes*

She won't know what we are in these

Yay!

*Puts on squirrel costume.*

*dons her own squirrel costume complete with twirly black mustache*

*dons his*

I feel silly in this

You have it on back-to-front

I'm back but not for long

in fact I'm off again so leave me a link and I'll join you later

Right.......I think my henchwoman may be the only one not aware of the irony of attacking the Shadow Realm

Go on fill me in

The Shadow Realm was founded by, and is ruled by, a mad cat demon called Luthiena. She is married to an assassin called Khamsin, the resident policewoman is called Scandrea.....hmmmm

Right, I'm still living in the forest, I don't have a job in the Shadow Realm can you find me one

Are you a member? I haven't seen you there in a while.....

I should know my own members </>

Sure, just come back and talk and I am sure Luthiena mad woman will find one for you...before we conquor her

Mwahahahahahahahaha *twirly twirly, gets a knot and pulls..*..OW...*twirly*.....Mwahhaahahahaa

I haven't been there for months, I will come out and job seek

I don't know whether it's prophetic but I'm typing this with a cat on my lap

*Goes into Blofeld mode*

Good to see you again Mr Bond

oh right *redons it he right way around*

Try to get close to the leader, see what makes her tick....we will dominate all

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha



*hands out T-shirts with a figure twirling a black mustache on the front*

Just say the word

The word....happy now Reef?