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ouch!

Eek, *s Kat*

It's alright! I'm very macho and...tough!

Besides...I didn't do it doing something daft or embarrassing...well it was embarrassing but not because it looked silly or anything. So it doesn't belong here.

Still though *shuders* I'm scared of needles.....*shudders*I would probably fall on the floor and would refuse to get up if someone told me I had to get and operation.

Did I mention I'm very mature about going to the dentist.......well it was a lie *shudders*

OH NO!!! The Dentist!!

I haven't been in ages and I really ought to go because my teeth are looking odd from sporadic brushing for so many years. I'm not even registered with a dentist It's the fact one has to pay! I mean...durr of course I'm going to have crap teeth then!

We had an onsite one at my base and he wwwaasss THE MOST EVIL MAN EVER.

I used to complain of....anything... to my CO to get out of going.

Wuss , I've been a diabetic for 30 years, I'd be dead if I had a fear of needles

Wuss indeed,wuss indeed....on the other hand....No excuses come to mind,so....wuss indeed,wuss indeed.

try being scared of dentists and haveing painful wisdom teeth coming through!

every one is telling me to go to the dentist but i refuse!

Try chewing asprin...at least I think it's that.

I don't have any wisdom teeth...never will. They took two sets of x-rays to be sure. I can't decide if that makes me really lucky or weird.

It's a bad day when...I twisted my wrist just playing the piano, I managed to insult a friend publically in a really stupid childish way, and the surgeon still hasn't called me back!

Heres a little trick that worked for me...
1)Find a door,a strong one
2)place your head 12 inches from it
3)make a series of jerking movements there by repeatdly hitting your head off of it
4)Repeat until the pain of your teeth is replaced by the pain in your brain
5)call an ambulance

Now you're making my mouth hurt and I don't even have evil teeth!!

This morning I managed to slip down the stairs, I have a massive buise on my shin and I've hurt my big toe

I want to crawl under my duvet and not come out again

WHY ME!!!!!

oooh ouch! big sympathy! Falling down the stairs can be so shaking and upsetting! You have my deepest sympathy and lovely cups of and comfort food.

Ta, I bit Mum and Alex's head off for about an hour afterwards

My Mum's an ex nurse. She's an absolute cow who won't accept that anyone (especially me) can get hurt.

And the X-Ray person was a total b*tch to me one time. I'd torn two ligaments in my ankle (2/3, if I'd torn all three I would've had to have a cast. But instead I was only on crutches for a month) and the x-ray person left at midnight. I was getting my first x-rays at 11:30 and then we went back and everything, and one of the x-rays hadn't turned out properly and they had to send me back to make sure there wasn't a fracture there. So the x-ray person had been packing up but still had to x-ray me and it was like 11:50 and she had to push my ankle to get it into the right position, and when she'd done it at 11:30 she was all gentle and stuff, but now that she wanted to go home she was like just shoving it and my ankle was like 3 times its size and I was in SOOO much pain and she's just shoving it around and she pushed it too far so she had to bring it back and it killed.

God I hated her...

Cat

When I tore the muscles in my foot the doctor said it would have healed a lot quicker if I'd broken it, I was strapped up for 6 months, if I'd broken it I'd have been in plaster for 6 weeks

I use daft logic, I've stopped thinking, now nothing hurts

Good plan, my luck is changing I was given a box of chocolates by the lads of Canada Block for 'services rendered'