h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My mum's been having a go at our garden last week, we don't have much of a lawn luckily but the rose's are taking over

with mine been a council house, I have to keep it fairly tidy, but I'm not a gardener by a long way and would be quite happy with astro turf or concrete, front and back

Ours was concrete until mum dug some crumbling stuff up and made a bit of a lawn

Ours is all concrete here, strangely or not, with a big wall

have you got a fetish for big walls

Sorry, you did you say walls? I'm a bit hard of hearing

ooh a bell tower as well

*Is lost*

Fnarrr, fnarrr, finobar sauders and his double euntaundres (sorry can't spell that one, help!)

its me Coral

I'm a bit hard of hearing + high walls + I add tower = Notre dame

Notre Dame? Not with big walls and a long tower you're not
Ohhhh errr, missus

Right, I think I uderstand

I could have baffled Einstein, if he'd been around

That's some feat

I confuse myself all the time Am I a TOG or a DOB? Just remembered, I can't be I'm a bloke

You can't be a TOG unless you listen to Terry Wogan

I do But I'm still a bloke, I rummage regularly to be sure . It's a bloke thing

I'm C.I.D - a in disguise(can't put the "c")
and it ain't Constantinople

Oh dear, I wonder how long it will be before you get yiked for that one Prof Subtle, it ain't

also SAS - single and stupid