h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm in the S.A.S
Single And Stupid
used to be in M.A.S.S.(9 yr)married and still stupid
been back to first for 17 yr next month and can't find a middle of the road

You need a TOG or a DOB to take you in hand
Better still have a , put on carpet slippers and be in bed by 10pm and forget about it all. One of the advantages of being , some things just aren't important in life anymore
CRAFT moments help a lot too What was I talking about
Can't remember

happy at being single and as my married part of life was nearly the same as being singleI've lost nowt

gained 2 good kids though, so that's the only plus

Ahhhhh! Carpet slippers and cocoa then. Completely forgotten what we were talking about Must have been the really wild morning I've had rolling around on the floor again I really am getting too old for this malarky

I'm S.A.D., that is single and desperate

old saying - why buy a book when there's a library, only thing its always shut when I go

Ours is now one of these Discovery Centers, sod all books but you can get a cup of coffee when you use the computer

Does it have large print?

The computer?

well! the grass was strimmed at the front and no Pygmy's or Rhinos were hurt, now waiting for dew to dry off andback garden to start on(its 3 times the size of front)will be looking for Livingstone(not Ken)while strimming

That's far too much information, Prof . To continue in our salacious tone

Ah, Prof of the Jungle stikes again

I've been getting really looks off of the wing manager because I'm supposed to be working and not skylarking writing drivel on here
Better behave myself then or she'll put me on pre-mod

SHEis the wing manager a tough old boot then ?

Actually she's very charming, professional and attractive, unlike me Us blokes are soooooo easy for the better half of the populace to manage Sad, but true

oooh! its a fair cop, is she single and likes idiotsI'm free(what's his name)

How's it going lads?

morning Coral

kelp farming time, sorry! grass strimminggot a 6ft slice done, but rain stop play once again, just as I was about to find Livingstone(not ken)its that high

Oh, so it's not bottom hair you're trimming then, me! Another CRAFT moment

my moustache is only my eyebrow come down for a drink