h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've found a simpler solution. Stay out of hospitals. Full-stop.

Or don't read sci-fi.

*ducks for cover*

I've managed to do both for quite a while now

I'm ok either waysci fi or hospitalsI'm er than sci fi, so I'm covered already

You said it Prof

200th, not much cop really, didn't see any humour in it

RG
do you know cookiecate...

I've just stubbed my toe on one of the dog's bones

*has fully lost what is going on, ... a common enough state, mind you *

The bit at the end was funny where they filmed the 200th episode of Wormhole X-Treme, did Gerry Anderson do the puppets? Prof.

We've chatted Bob

Ouch Rev

You're not supposed to know what's going on Nick

Ah, then I guess I am up-to-speed.

The day I start making sense in these demented journals of mine is the day volunterily visit the room with the rubber wallpaper and the long armed pyjamas that tie around the back of the neck

those puppets were brill, I loved the bit when they went through the Stargate and the cords cut



if you have none sense,then its impossible to make sense co's you haven't got it ? and if you have sense! why must you have to make more sense ?
it certainly don't make sense to me

When I look at my pay-package at the end of the week, I often wonder if I am even making any cents.

aliens to this country, get £10 per day, to put in their mobile phone



me born here have £61 per week live off


conclusion, me on wrong planet

I agree with you there Prof

can't talk polly ticks or else


but it makes me fume at the bendover backwards for them

I've broken a toe and its bloody sore

on the dogs bone ??

no answer to that one my friend

well there is really, but!!