h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As usual, you are both the voice of common sense (I believe the name that has metamorphosed into - I think - a pair of buttocks is Croz).

But there's no escaping the fact that, in three and a half years of hootooing, no-one has even come close to getting me this annoyed. I suppose it happens to everyone, though. I'm equally sure that I've probably had the same effect on one or two individuals: ashes to ashes and so on.

B

Ach, no. Mina, why are you a pair of buttocks?

B

And why do Mina's buttocks have nipples on them?

"If Gnomon were to post something frivolous that I didn't find funny, I would overlook it"





B

It's a face, you filthy minded beasts!

Was that banal enough for you, B?

And there was me, thinking that the // \\ was rope!

Now that _did_ make me laugh.

B

I dunno, you try to bring a bit or art and culture to you useless lot, and you just want to poke fun!

So, now we've worked out that I'm not Croz, does that mean that I'm still the voice of common sense (as usual)?

Not as much. Although I will grant you are an authority in terms of Internet relationships (in the sense of interpersonal relationships, not sexual ones)

B

Am I? I've never noticed anyone noticing before.

I gathered it went with your previous job title. Even if you didn't appear to be doing much work, you were certainly watching us closely.

B

Ahh so other people have noticed this then.

Mina doing no work, or Wolfden being an annoying idiot?

B

Well I knew that the first was true. But I don't hang out in Ask much to have picked up on the second.

Oi! I do lots of work, just you lot never see it because it's all important behind the scenes stuff.

Wolfden aggravates me no end too..and like mina i dont think we should feel guilty for disliking him because he has a disabilty..its only his personality n attitude that are objected to!he really is a complete anal retentive to@@er!

Personally I think that despite him apologising when called he probably does not realise how annoying he is being.

I dont think it is deliberate in the way some researchers are annoying.

Now, you see, I'm sure it is deliberate. How stupid does one have to be to make one mistake, apologise for it, and then carry on doing exactly the same?

I actually have deeper suspicions as to the identity of Wolfden, but they are totally unfounded so I will keep them to myself.

B

Gah!

How tantalising....

That is going to have me thnking for ages now...