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An ogre greeting...
Posted Oct 5, 2002
HULLO!!! said the Ogre.
Of course it was loud, ogres always speak in a very loud voice. It's to be expected I guess, seeing as how they tower over everyone else. Well that and the fact that whispering is just not "ogerish" enough. Trust me, if you were an ogre you would not want to get a reputation for being a whispering pansy.
Yet on the whole it was very friendly for an ogre greeting. Usually you just hear the "whoosh" of the club and if you hear anything after that it's only because the ogre missed. Ogre's are not known for their keen eyesight. But smell, now that's another thing altogether. Ogres can smell a dead rodent from 2 miles away. (and this of course comes in handy, as they can't really see the rodents unless they get up close, and dead rodent is - as you all know, one of their favorite snacks).
Yes, all in all it was an extremely friendly greeting for an Ogre.
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BLEEP!!!
Posted Jul 24, 2002
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Too many decisions...
Posted Jun 27, 2002
TOO MANY DECISIONS!
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! 
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The Sims...
Posted Jun 19, 2002
I love playing the Sims! 
I get to build their homes, make the families, get them jobs, kill them off, move the tombstones wherever I want, bulldoze down the houses and start all over again. It's quite satisfying really...
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Frog farts...
Posted Jun 3, 2002
Well, that's not exactly what I wanted to say - but in trying to remain true to the "real" me I try to foster whatever creative thoughts come into (or out of in this case) my mind by blurting it out immediately and without any forethought:
Frog farts
Now you see what I have to work with. Day in and day out I try to remain reasonably calm and sane. I have (had) a very responsible job, I am a reasponsible parent, responsible daughter, responsible sibling, responsible coworker, responsible, responsible, responsible, yada, yada, yada.
But all this time while people were looking at me and saying "wow, she has her act together, she is so responsible" I was thinking of "frog farts". If they only knew into whose hands they have mislaid their trust and admiration! 
And another thing... which part of the fish do "fish bits" come from? 
And do I really want to know?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!
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