h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love playing the Sims!

I get to build their homes, make the families, get them jobs, kill them off, move the tombstones wherever I want, bulldoze down the houses and start all over again. It's quite satisfying really...




woman

i used to like to get the women hemmed into corners and make them wet themselves.

that quickly got boring and i stopped playing in disgust.

Are we still talking about the game

no, such is my sexual magnetism that i can actually get girls to do that IN REAL LIFE

I've always suspected as much...

Ahem...is this a private fantasy, or can anyone join in...

no, its all yours mate. the sims sickens me anyway.

You notice he mentioned that he only did that to the "female" Sims... I think this points to deeply disturbed views of women

Whereas I do it to all Sims equally! Mwwaa-haaa-haaa!

Er....who are the Sims ? It was just the "sexual magnetism" claim that caught my eye

It's a computer game luv. You make their families, create their personalities, then you buy a piece of land and build their homes and get them jobs. Then you kind of turn them loose, or you can manipulate them as you wish. As they earn more money you can buy furnishings, electronics, remodel the house, etc. You have to keep them fed, etc. or they die, and if you don't buy a toilet, they have accidents on the floor. My favorite is to create a large family (8 people), get them all jobs so that the money rolls in quickly, then build a swimming pool, make 7 of them go swimming, remove the ladder and let them die! Which leaves 7 tombstones around the pool, but you are left with one wealthy sim whom you can marry off to another sim - combining their wealth!

Wicked fun isn't it?

The mind boggles.....shows what a sheltered life I`ve led

Yes, and my daughter is addicted to it also... I must say, she's shaping up to be a "chip off the 'ol block"!

woman

the other thing i did was make them do lesbian kisses. am i shallow?

Ha! You and every other male that ever played the game!

I just use the cheat codes, give myself unlimited money and build huge mansions that take them forever to walk through on their way to the bathroom or to the car...

nonono. you dp the marry rich and murder technique

I wish I had this game

Well yes, the "marry rich and murder technique" is my favortie, but I'm not above using the cheat codes!

And they have other modules you can buy for The Sims - Sarge! There's "House Party" which allows you to throw large theme parties, and there's "Living Large" which gives you lots of better wallpapers, furniture, oriental rugs, sculpture, more faces and bodies and occupations. Then there is "Hot Date" which creates a downtown area with restaurants, stores and entertainment for your Sims to go on dates, and last but not least "Vacation" which gives you tropical or winter holiday resorts and campgrounds for you to vacation at!

Of course... we have all of them!

*giggles*

Sounds very...involved...

i despise the sims. and not only cos it blanks out the nudity, but becuase its full of ragingly bisexual body fascists and its a big corporate cash machine.

i have nothing against bisexuality of course, but they fall in and out of love like...er...really fickle people