h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haaaaave theeeee Pow-aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A428726
or this?

Now you leave Dolph Lundgren alone.
He's a nice enough fellow.

>>I have attempted to talk to the Genau chappie and haven't heard a thing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/albanian/exr/king/
how about this?<<

LOL! The King's English indeed. Very droll m'friend. But it isn't really an h2g2 entry is it.

Let's be daring and go with 'genau' anyway. But do mention we tried to ask. Anyway, it's 'up to you' or 'down to you' as the English say
to provide us #3/3 and intro by Monday, so I'll shut up and stop harping on so you can go watch the trombone concert.

peace thru gravity
jwf

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Gee! Thanks. Concert last night. Portsmouth Sinfonia springs to mind.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A390430
how about this?

Hye, spliff, thanks for making me feel better.

"What is it?"

"I don't know, but it's movin' at a helluva speed!"

"Outta my way, I'm gettin' outta here. That thing's *dangerous*!"

"It's like a *whirlwind*!"

"What's it tryin'a do?"

"Beats me, seems like it's everywhere. Hun--in' all over for somethin's. Like a mad thing, ah say."

"I hear sommats. "Entrails" or sommats like that. I think..."

"Well, we better stay undercover until it goes away, huh?"

"You *dang* right!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F16949?thread=127985 ulk! Yuck! what things are hidden in the corners behind the couch.....should stay there.

The problem with "How To Pronounce German" seems to be that

(...that it's not quite finished. Seems to be under construction still.)

The rubber thimbles article at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A428726 looks good, but there's nothing from stopping it getting in the Edited Guide, is there? A few days back, I saw an entry on STAPLE REMOVERS on the front page as a new Edite Guide entry. This piece about rubber thimbles could conceivably get in.

Hooray,

my first ever moderated post!!!!

It's a red letter day! I'm gonna do it all today!!!!

I'm gonna do it Myyyyyyyyyy Waaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

I don't wanna wake up in any f**kin' city!!!!!!!!

Never mind the one without any towers!!!!!!!!!

I wanna be...

Strasbourg! Strasbourg!

Spiff

PS - Sorry, I was excited about getting moderated

The first time is always.. ..'memorable'.
But after a while it's just like eating or sex. It comes with the territory, y'don't always know why it's happening, and y'begin to wonder what all the excitement was and even if y'really want fries with it or just wanna roll over, have a smoke and go to sleep.

~j~

Just don't roll over on Capt. Nemo.

well, sometime during the night of Dec. 15th,01 or the morning of the 16th, I and another poster got modded or lindaed on the 'Sex during your Period' thread.
Relating real life experiences.
I feel no excitement, just disappointment.
I've read Mark's explanation of the process and the fact that the moderators are a third party outfit mainly made up of collegiate students, but...
I've seen things said in threads that would've gotten you hung a mere twenty years ago.
I've seen things said in jest that made me sick to my stomach.
We were just talking about experience.
What's wrong with that?

Dec 15th, eh? Saturday night,eh?
Well if you had a part time job at the BBC in London working weekends and couldn't go out boozing with your mates and your job was to maintain sober order and discipline in a potentially global chat room and some Yank started waxing poetic about menstrual musings...
The regular staff will be in Monday morn and I'm sure your posting will be re-instated. The weekend moderators are particularly 'diligent' because there's no one else there to second guess them until Monday.

jwf

Foo!

jwf,

What a cynical view of sex. I thought I was used to the worst of it, after 4 years of marriage, being somewhat acclimated to the occasional dry-spells (figuratively, not literally). But I hope I never get to the point where I "begin to wonder what all the excitement was."

Hmmm. On the other hand, this part sounds promising: "even if y'really want fries with it." For a while there, my wife's email signature said, "I love my husband, my cat and fries." Maybe if I incorporate fries into the picture somehow...

...Well, the bed will get salty, but I won't complain.