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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Sep 21, 2002
* wakes up *
* rubs her eyes *
* has no idea what has been going on so everything is normal there then *
Hello?
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Lurcher Posted Sep 21, 2002
Batty, light of my life 
Fairly "well oiled"(but what`s new?).
Went to see our local Football team Derby 
in County get walloped this evening, so sorrows had to be drowned 
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 21, 2002
Well I'm certain you held them down til all the bubbles stopped, dear...
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Lurcher Posted Sep 21, 2002
Very true,luv. Though I say it as shouldn`t, there is no possibility of resusication <?> I made a thorough job.
The one saving grace is that we had complimentary tickets...HaD I paid £20 a ticket to watch the debacle, I would probably now be floating face down in the river Derwent (handily situated close to the stadium). 
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 21, 2002
Oh you don't want to do that, luv. Wolves smell bad when wet...
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Lurcher Posted Sep 21, 2002
I hope you`re not trying to tell me something, Batty dear?
*Sniffs at relevant areas*
Seems fine to me...showered only last week 
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 21, 2002
Actually dear only meant when you soak em in rivers for extended periods of time... 
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Lurcher Posted Sep 21, 2002
Well thats alright then. The only time I`ve spent any length of time in a river was when I was in pursuit of a young (as I thought) wolfess.
Turns out she was an oversized otter.
Groped me 35 times before I made it back to the bank.
Not good for the morale, I can tell you, to say nothing of my more personal appendages...
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 21, 2002
since when do you object to being groped?
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Lurcher Posted Sep 22, 2002
Under normal circumstances, very rarely.
But trying to fight a strong current whilst being pulled underwater by the afore-mentioned,ahem, parts, can be a mite distracting 
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 22, 2002
I guess it would be... I prefer enclosed bodies of water... like hottubs.. 
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Lurcher Posted Sep 22, 2002
Much more like it !
I`m quite pleased at my ability this evening to flit from thread to thread with scarcely a pause, considering my lessened state of awareness.
Seizure of the finger joints is becoming a problem tho`...
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Batty_ACE Posted Sep 22, 2002
not good...
I suggest wrapping them around a 
. If the exercise doesn't work then the anesthesia will make it more fun..
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Sep 22, 2002
* giggles *
As I thought situation normal here!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 22, 2002
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