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Right have heard that, but it's a good one! Ok, my irreverant nun joke: So, these 2 nuns are being raped...& the one says "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do", the other one, distinct pleasure evident in her voice, says "oh, mine Does!"

jokes about r***, really? Maybe I'm being overprotective but that might not get such a good reception.

Two nuns driving down a country lane at night. A vampire leaps onto the bonnet baying for blood. One nun says 'Quick, show him your cross!'

To which the other responded 'Motherf***er! If you don't get the f*** off my car I'll drive till dawn!'

I said "irreverant", not "likeable and/or generally accepted by the mainstream"... if I've offended anyone!

Hi Jazz, you're up late. *waves* Glad you liked my George Bush joke.

Hi Ellen, yes I am, & this spring cold is telling me I shouldn't be. How've you been?

Fretting tonight over whether I am or am not dating a guy friend of mine. It's all very confusing and unclear, so I am in muddle. But aside from that, I'm peachy.

Hootoo keeps giving me server errors tonight! Hope I can get this to post.

It did, I hope This does...I keep getting "the page cannot be displayed" or the "Proxy server error"....which probably means*sigh* I should shut down & get this cold to bed.

Yes Jazz, take some Vitamin C and nyquil or something, and snuggle up and get some rest.

Ok, Dr. Ellen's orders? Goodnight then...oh & happy Easter!

Are we still on nun jokes? At the risk of offending both nuns &gays, can i suggest this one:

Two nuns sharing a bath;

1st nun"Where's the soap?"
2nd nun(with blissful expression)"Yes, but it's worth it!"



zdt

Nice one, Terri! Jazzedupcurry (my I call you Jazz? I'm a terrible typist and lazy as well), yours mightn't have been in the best of taste but neither were mine or any of these... and it certainly gave me a chuckle!!

Gladd you got a chuckle Ellen, I realized after posting it that I could've reworded it a bit,...*shrugs*oh well, blunt/crude & in questionable taste - effective nonetheless, I think.

That wasn't me, it was PCandy, Jazz! LOL

So it was...have to pay more attention to the postee, not just the post!

*waves at jazz*

Curried eggs anyone? (speaking as one who had chilli non-carni for Easter lunch!)

zdt

Here's a GWB joke I just received:

One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."  The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with

 President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking

to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention,saluted, and said, "See  you tomorrow."

MAKE IT HAPPEN - VOTE

Ooooo, I love it! Yay, yay!

Yes, great one! Thought it was going to be (answer from the old man) "I just wanted to be absolutely sure!" That was just as good though.

I don't know if I can make jokes about Bush anymore. The man is just evil. Go see Farenheit 9/11 this week, and vote this fall.