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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

I just joined too.. i am smiley - runing around making friends... fancy a chat?
smiley - orangefish I ANDROKTONE smiley - orangefish

>bored at work<


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Hello! :-) - reading your journals, sorry if it's been a while for anyone speak to you, no-one can post to a new researchers space until they write an introduction. The "discuss entry" button just isn't there! Hi! :-) My name is Clive and I am one of the ACE's here at H2G2. ACE stands for Assistant Community Editor. We are the official Meeters and Greeters of this wonderful site and basically we try to be nice and friendly, answer all your questions and appear knowledgeable about stuff. Occasionally, on those rare occasions when we are totally flummoxed ourselves we will endeavour to point you in the direction of someone else who can help. The ACE's are researchers just like yourself who have signed up to this volunteer scheme. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces We flit from space to space and I've popped over to say a big friendly "Hello". :-)"HELLO!":-)<----- (BIG & *FRIENDLY*) Following the tragedy in America at the WTC and Pentagon on the 11/09/01, the Community has opened a Book of Condolence: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F76594?thread=140830&latest=1 H2G2 is huge and it can be quiet disorientating for new arrivals. Therefore I've got a couple of links to places around the site to kick-start your adventures. May I suggest first off looking in Preferences http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/UserDetails and sampling the site in it's more groovy state of Classic Goo. I'm not bias, promise. While your there you can also change other things about how the site is viewed on your computer like turning Frames on or off as well as editing you user name. This is all explained in more detail in a welcome message for all new researchers here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome-newcomers Douglas Adams was intimately involved in the foundation of this on-line community before his sudden death earlier this year. He has a page on site that you can visit if you like to read more about him, the stuff he wrote (for and about The Guide) or even leave a tribute: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U42 If you are wondering how to draw those little smiley faces and pictures that I've been flinging about with glee abandon. This site has loads of 'em and you can find out all about how to use them in conversations like this on by clicking on this smiley face ---> :-) There are many, many different conversations being had here so try doing some investigating (or "Lurking" as it is known here on-site.) You can join in by clicking the Discuss Entry button to start up a brand new conversation or if you want to reply to a message in pre-existing conversation just hit the Reply button (9/10 times it doesn't hit back! ;-) ) at the end of the appropriate posting. We have our own newspaper - published weekly. With editorials and regular contributions from researchers all across the site as well as feature articles and not forgetting the superlative H2G2Life Cartoon strip. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/thepost Those nice people at The Post have also gone to some lengths to gather their own list of useful links for researchers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A616718 As well as a list of the wacky clubs, societies and WSOGMM* that goes on around site http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A626069 Check out the front page for all the latest goings-on: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/ To see where the community is talking http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Talk - hosts a comprehensive list. Seek enlightenment here. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/HowdoI Another good place to start is http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/askh2g2 - here you can post a question about more-or-less anything! These are some of the popular forums where you can engage with the rest of the community. The forums form one half of the site, they are were researchers meet and chat. Forums stem from particular Guide Entries written by researchers. For instance the AskH2G2 forums all stem from a page set up by the


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

Clive, thank you very much. I'll have a look at all this stuff later on.


ANDROKTONE, oh ceratinly. What's your line of work then?


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

Clive, thank you very much. I'll have a look at all this stuff later on.


ANDROKTONE, oh certainly. What's your line of work then?


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

Well, nothing like a good, distorted echoe in the early morning... smiley - smiley


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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

I'm a performance analyst for a large telecommunications companysmiley - smiley

which doesn't explain why i spend os long playing on the internet...
smiley - cheers
smiley - bluefishI ANDROKTONE smiley - orangefish


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

I say! Cool coinkydink. I was working with a prepaid billing system for GSM up until like a month ago. The foul smell of re-organisation started to rise, and lots of us got cold feet and went elsewhere. So now I handle IT strategy, installations and development for a governmental office.


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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Fun! smiley - zoom

Have a smiley - tea and some smiley - cake

smiley - smiley

my computers running very slow today...


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

"Fun" isn't really the word I would use, but it'll pass. smiley - smiley Hey, thanks! A cuppa and a cookie is just what I need.


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

oooh - did someone mention cups of smiley - tea? smiley - smiley

Sorry if I've not been around much - I've been moving all my stuff back up to uni.


Clive smiley - biggrin


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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Ah, uni smiley - smiley
..nostalgia....

I ANDROKTONE smiley - orangefish


Hola Lord Emsworth!..

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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse

*sweeping in *

Couldn't resist to pay you a visit - I just love the books by P.G.!smiley - biggrin

I hope your sister(s) aren't bothering you too much..smiley - winkeye


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Chris Tonks

What ho, Lord Emsworth! Hope things are well. smiley - smiley

Just thought I'd toddle along to greet a fellow PG Wodehouse fan (as you no doubt are). I'm currently collecting the new edition Jeeves & Wooster books, and will shortly begin buying the Blandings books as well. smiley - smiley


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

Ah, miss Flamenco Dancer, thank you. No, Connie is living in the USA with her husband, Iforgothisname. So things are as well as could be here at Blandings...smiley - winkeye

Prof Tonks, I heard that the books was due for a new edition. Is that Penguin? Or another company?


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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

..i've read some of the jeeves stories.. any other suggested reading? Is there a page about mr wodehouse on h2g2?
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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

Yes, there's an entry at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A155891.

More to read if you take a look at search result http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Search?searchstring=Wodehouse&dosearch=Search&searchtype=goosearch


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Chris Tonks

Penguin it is, old friend of my youth. So far I've seen all the Jeeves books in the new format (except Code of the Woosters, but that'll be out soon), all the Blandings books, I believe, and a few of Plum's one-offs. smiley - smiley


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Clarence, Lord Emsworth

ANDOKTRONE, By obvious reasons I highly recommend the Blandings novels, but I would also like to point your attention towards the golf novels. Hilarious stuff that. You don't have to be a golfer to enjoy them, but it helps quite a bit. I bleeding well STARTED playing golf because of those stories...


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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

they *must* have been good then! smiley - smiley


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Chris Tonks

Looking in the front of my Jeeves books (where there are lists of Plum's books soon to be published in the new edition), I can only see two golfing books. 'The Clicking of Cuthbert' and 'The Heart of a Goof'. Is that right?


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