The Creation and development of Sarogabbo
Constructed of superimpervious nonchalance sargogabbo was morphed into existence from a humanoid of whom he had no knowledge. This creation was reinforced with a frame of aloofness. Sent to school he could not fit in and always felt he came from another planet.
His life consisted of grandiose fantasies were he was the hero in a world of perfection.
At the tender age of 15 he succumbed to the ancient Greek god Bacchus.
He took to playing a six string electric instrument called a guitar. This weapon of choice for the creative outlet of humanoid angst proved a steadying force in what was otherwise not a very edifying drunken life.
In order to meet the demands of the capitalist production system sargogabbo found himself working for the National Rail System known as British Rail and famous for its transportation of dangerous goods such as the British Rail pork pie.
By the age of 19 Sargogabbo had discovered a brother and kindred spirit in the form of the mass production human transport machine the motorcycle. Alas freedom. Now an adventure to far off lands.
But no. Somehow he never got further than walking to the local pub.
Followed next sunrise by an awakening of the blurred kind in a sea of KFC boxes.
Where did this programming come from.
The humanoids around him seemed programmed to accept the system. Procreate, work and consume (PWC). Sargogabbo tried hard to work out why this was so. Could it be a conspiracy. Could this be paranoia?
Sargogabbo had never smoked so in could'nt be that.
One day in a blinding flash of revelation on the other side of the planet the answer came. Had not humans warned him about the dangers of pouring coffee down the back of the TV. There lay the answer. Could pouring several pints of Beer down his throat each night short circuit his wiring and create the sort of demented perspective he was experiencing.
Alas life has gotten better. I am now 45, Married to a beautiful woman from Ethiopia, we have a 13yr old daughter (my step daughter as Dad died in Africa). I am a Coordinator for Community Services and love it. We have a 6yr old Jack Russell x Fox terrier who is a character. I like motorcycling,reading,Music from Classical to Heavy Metal (!) and helping others. This sounds like a Miss World contestant! For the most part I am have an easy going style that says live and let live.
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