h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evilly brilliant! Sometimes I think I have no chance at being evil when all these corporations are around. And Disney gift stores.

You should go and care for you customer now, EC.

*points at kitush*

Hello Kitush-customer! May I interest you in overpriced marvels?

glittery stuff...

Oh and remember statements like 'limited time only' are always valid. After all you can't keep selling them once the human race has died off... so you'll want to clear all your stock out by a week next thursday.

Ah! Very good, yes, absolutely right.

Also good is 'Limited stock' well you're not going to have an infinite amount are you? As are 'Priced to sell' and 'Untested, worked last time used' because a)you're not going to deliberately price something so high noone will buy it and b)If it don't work you can't use it, so the last time you used it it worked




PS you may not want to _ever_ buy stuff off me on ebay

exactly

This thread is a resovior of wisdom. Also, I need to learn to spell that word. I will be sure to attempt to sell all of you high priced Evil Army tshirts one day!

...I think we all can see that you can sell absolute junk for more than you'd pay for something of good quality so long as it has a company logo on it...ie...disney sells cheep plastic key chains for $20...and that's if they only have Disney written on them...if they have mickey you'd best get used to a life without an arm and a leg...cuz that's what it's gonna cost ya!

Lovely. Moo, I need to lock you into a cramped room so that I can force you to come up with witty tshirt slogans for less than minimum wage.

See if you can get your t-shirts made with slave labour. That way you don't need to worry that the t-shirts made on friday afternoons aren't as high quality. Oh and see if you can get "Face full of alien wing-wong" in there somewhere as that makes a t-shirt one of those must have items...and yes I am getting a "Face full of alien wing-wong" t-shirt

I already have an EA t-shirt...as does Evilclaw...we wore them to the Hootoo movie on the opening day...

Yes, but our shirts aren't exactly the heights of fashion. Although they are two of a kind. And probably extremely tight by now. And I'm afraid Scott Ramsoonir or whoever would sue me if I used that alien wing wong one.

So...how much does the glittery t-shirt cost???

Large quantities of money. We're talking Disney-esque.

How about 10pence?

We've got a non shiney version for £10... Oh, wait, there's the clearence line for 10p, what size would you like, we've got Elfin, Petite or Gnome

hmm...whats the difference?

Between Elfin, Petite and Gnome? Well Elfin is the largest and it fits *mummble mummble* Then there's Petite, that fits *mummbles slightly quieter* and the smallest is Gnome this fits *barely breaths the size*