h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Seldon's Crisis!

Tomorrow I will be teaching the lil' uns

Very nice work.

Thank you

No problem.

You're not starting another smiley war with me are you?

Wouldn't dream of it! ... Well, maybe day dream...

day dreams are nice

origami with little children

That sounds complicated... aren't you supposed to use pieces of paper?

Well sure, if you're a weenie.

*shaking of fists and inserting of bludgeons... , I mean other stuff, words_mainly*
You mean, "Use the star hammer, Foo!" and other classic gamer jargon like that?

... Eep!
"Beat the game? You can't even get it out of the package." <- I love that, but can't remember which magazine it was, or what the "taunt section" was called...
Or it had this smartlittle icon set up of a trash can with an overstuffed bag stickijng out of it, I think...

Or a "feeb"... whatever that is...
*Shrug*
Oh, do shut up!
*does so*

...

Are you talking to yourself?

oh I mailed a letter to myself!

It was forwarded to me via my 8th grade lit teacher (who moved to another state, as it turned out) yesterday

EENdeed.

that was four years ago to the present me! I was silly then

I wrote a lot of dumb offensive things that the lit teacher didn't read, for the envelope had been sealed with a liberal amount of bulky tape

Yes,
for humor (or a weak-attempt at it).
Sor-ree...