h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. Put the Evil Army in the running for *over dramatic music and lens flare* THE OFFICIAL ARMY OF THE PRESIDENT!!! */* Maybe we'll get some new members this way...

Excellent
I'll do that. It'd be nice if you would stop by the Hyp4Prez page and declare your support (but then again, it'd also be nice if you went to Clive and told him to off and that Hyp is the only true candidate, but I won't push my luck ) But I'm going to put you on the page as a declared supporter of the Ozark Ticket

Righto. And I'm going to go purchase a football helmet. Things are going to get violent. TO THE ... *looks at post* HYP4PREZ page!

Good idea.

I have an army of sheep that can protect us. Admittedly, they aren't much of an army... fighting wise, but it gets darn tedious working your way through that sea of s and s.

I have an army of instant minions... You know that Marvin the Martain cartoon where he got minions out of vending machines and just added water? Something like that.

Excellent. I hope they can show up to vote for Hypatia?

I think you could all but sew up the Presidential Army title by bringin some of your Evil Army folks onboard the H4P campaign We reward nice folks like yourself who are good to us.
Just a thought.

I'll convert my second in command and my brother who is the heir to my Space commander... And I'll talk to the other commanders...


Sidenote: - Happydude

And now starts the violence.

Good.

What did Happydude do? Other than be generally incomprehensible?

Claim I was a traitor, point to this page, and then underwent an epiliptic seizure that did not involve me in any legally binding way.

I think we've dealt with this

How does this sound - for every person you recruit to be a declared Hyp supporter, you get to pick a number for the random number generator to decide whose army is the Presidential army If you get ten, well, I guess that's the ball game.

I like the sound of that. I'd like the sound of it better if this virus would upload to the randomizer. But I guess the flu doesn't cross technological boundaries. And I'm off.

Tell your friends.

I have. Sorta. Any other organization apply for the army position?

It's result based bribery

There are plenty of armed forced to consider.

Bah. I've mentioned it to people.

I'm emailing my SIC right now.

Hi EC.

Just wanted to drop by and say, on behalf of Hyp and myself, thanks for all the great work. I've been lurking quite a bit and your efforts have not gone without notice. I'll be happy to see what I can do for you and the EA once the elections are over and I have some more free time.

By the way I see you've still got that Clive for Prez badge on your space... ? Just a remnant I suppose?

Da. I tried to change the text to say "Didn't Vote For Clive" but GodBen makes his badges well and tamper resistant.

That he does.
All fine and dandy but now your page is directing traffic towards the enemy

Not telling you how to manage your PS, of course.