h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Though ultimate power rests, or at least is seen to rest, with the hamster, it is those in immediate contact and advisory roles to the hamsters that yeild ultimte ultimate power, and influence the day-to-day running as well as the strategic planning for the future. Of course, this power lays thereby with the pressident, first and foremost, then the pressidnets ministers and advisors, and then, and only then, the King.

... Thats an interesting ... credential...

Maybe you should drop out of the Prez races and run for Hamster, 2legs

Its an idea, but unfortunately the hamster is a non elected position I fight on,
with thought and thong,
I campaign on,
with sound and song,
we move foward,
with badger and pledge,
we move foward,
avoiding the hedge

... Mmmm.. hamsters...

Is a hamster a political appointment?
If you backed Hyp, we'd be sure to appoint you hamster as our first act, 2legs

Still mulling, EC?

I'm mulling like an kettle of tea. ... Wait. I'm thinking boiling.

Wait, what's a mull again?
I think it's like a half donkey half horse.

You're considering it... perhaps a better way to put it?

You're thinking mule. And yes. I'm still considering it. I'm giving it all of my focus.

*EC's mind: Hmm... should I have gotten the beef quesadillas instead of the chicken for dinner?*

Then what's a mull?
Like the place you shop with all the tiny cafes and shoe stores?

Ok, sorry, I'm probably being bothersome. Not much else to do at this advanced hour though.

*subliminal messages* HYPATIA4PREZ racecar ZERP4AITAPYH *segassem lanimilbus*

Now you're thinking of a mall. I don't have anyone Hypatia4Prez else to talk to right now either, so its okay.

How 'bout the place Hyp4Prez that grinds stuff?

I just don't see why you would want 2legssmells to vote for anyone else. My candidate is perfect presidential material.

You're 2legsbaaaad thinking of a mill, now.

And I still have to mull it over. Which may be related to boiling. Hm... ...

I have a feeling I've been saying things out of context...

Mull it? The hair style long in the back but very Ozarky in the front?

You can sleep on it voteforusandiwillnamemyfirstbornchildafteryou if you'd like. I would be very disappointed, and I know that my powerful connections would be too if you voted against u--... Whoops, almost strayed from the High Road there

Anything else I can do to help get your vote?

Er.. not really. You already shunted me towards Terran who told me how to apply for the post

But I tell you what really gets my Goat! Georgian goat nappers!

Wasn't that nice of me? Wasn't that just the sort of thing you'd expect from a good Vice President?
As I see it, I did you a favor. And now a favor is owed to me

The West Virginians raid my goat houses and sheep houses all the time.
I'll tell you what, once in office, I'll institute tougher penalties on goat napping. I'll personally paddle every last 2legssupporter goat napper.

Your subliminal messages are becoming a little liminal

Adorable, ain't I?

C'mon.

Aint you a steenker?

In many ways, I is.

But look at it this way, Hyp-Jodan is the only campaign that would have cared enough to go through 60 posts to chase one vote. That's how much we care