h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That is a very good point. ... three very good points. Thats a trident good point! And GodBen did go and sorta made accepting a bribe much harder then it should have been...

Thank you

Personally, I think that the noble cause, our platforms, are more important than bribes (but don't tell the folks I try to bribe tomorrow), and since ours is manifestly more nuanced and better than theirs (which, I think consists of 'Thursday becomes Thing') the Ozark party is the superior ticket.

Plus, as you said, 2legs baaad. have four legs. Hypatia has a nice rocking chair, so that counts as four

Your arguements are illogical and thus appeal to me.

I think, deep down, you know that supporting the Ozark party is the right thing to do. I have to go to sleep, because it's terribly late, but do please let your conscience prevail. Listen to that damn cricket in your head.

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Conscience: Buy more video games! We're bored up here!

But, still in order to flattern the Clive hedgeamoni, the only logical and illogical thing to do is vote for the MRBP on poling day. We have the indignation, irrationality and outsanity necessary to specifically determine the gravity of beer. Furthermore we have many many badgers to help do our bidding and are not affraid to use our aubergines to protect the interrests of HooToo Take the step, take the outsaine step, vote MRBP

I had a dream where 2legs was upside down in the sky, and fell from his horse onto the great Ozark mountains

I don't think EC wants to flatten Clive. Clive's a nice enough guy, I say. Thing is a thing of the future. Hyp's just better.

I think you stole the term outsane from Lady Pennywhistle....

Which one?

Yael?

What?

Oh Nevermind I didn't see the word 'outsane'. Thought you were saying I stole the thing about 2legs falling from the sky from LP when I really stole it from Sitting Bull

Sorry.
But I would like to comment on the fact that 2legs is a known thief. I shook hands with him once, and I haven't found my watch since

On an entirely unrelated note that you'd have to be crazy paranoid to think was anything more than coincedence, do you like my new watch?

I do. Call it a gift from the Hypatia campaign, eh?

Did you sleep on it? Made your decision? Come on, inquiring minds want to know how quickly you'll come out for Hypatia.

Whens the election again?

October.

But if you declare your support now, you'll get the prime pick of the cabinet positions. We might even give the Evil Army some perks...

Ooo! You're the first to offer perks!

I shall leave this up to the random number generator! What numbers do you want to represent your candidate?

What? No. Voters should make their own choices. But I'd pick 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0 for Hyp I'll let 2legs have the thorn. (or is that a letter? Who knows...)

All I know is that as President, we shall require an army to be the official army of the h2g2 government. Clive will probably pick the Sporkites and Terran would pick his own army, but I have an open mind.

And there was much rejoicing! *pushes button* Annnnnnnnd the number is... "Vote4Hypatia4PrezBecauseDeyDaBest!!1!" ...


... ... You chose four right?

I did.

So we have your support?