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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Started conversation Mar 21, 2005
*Catches a plane to a hot country, without a pseudo-name, not even trying to pretend I'm not a secret agent*
*lands in said hot country with one purpose, to spoil Mr Claws Plans and to attract beautiful women*
*two purposes, to spoil Mr Claws Plans, to attract beautiful women and get a sun tan*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 21, 2005
Blimey. I didn't expect the spanish inquisition.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 21, 2005
Well, you wouldn't would you.
*makes very obvious enquiry's as to Mr Claws where-abouts*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 21, 2005
Oh I'm on Australia. 
BLast! Your psychology is too clever for me Mr. Bold. I await you in AUSTRIA! ... LIA!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 21, 2005
*shoots the Manic Street Preachers for crimes against humanity*
*catches another plane, to a small place off the coast of AUSTRAAAI! LIA!*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 21, 2005
*waits in Austria* I wonder if Mr. Bold fell for my evil trick of evilness.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 22, 2005
*notices that he's in australia, not austria*
Hey Austria's not very hot! 
*Starts rowing back to Europe* 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 22, 2005
*flies to Australia on a charter plane* I'd bet he went to Australia instead.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 26, 2005
Plops down on Christmas Island...then takes a boat to Bithlo, the World's Biggest Junkyard...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 26, 2005
Hm? SUPERMOO IS BACK! *squeals of Joy* Shut up! *Joy shuts up*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 30, 2005
Outnumbered again 
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 31, 2005
*Follows EC to his Evil Lair*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2005
But we're already here...
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 31, 2005
Where? Thats what I'm having trouble with. I was still on a boat, rowing to Europe
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2005
Yup. Secret underwater submersibal base. Welcome to my submarine lair *doctor evil gesture*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 31, 2005
Thankyou Mr. Claw. Your hospitality is as grand as always.
*stops to look at 
out a submerged window*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2005
*locks Mr. Bold in the airlock* Keel heem. 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 31, 2005
*watches as EvilClaw's dingy starts to submerge due to the hole in it* ...I don't think that counts as a submarine base...
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Apr 1, 2005
*3 henchmen appear behind Mr Bold*
*checks inventory* Hmmm... I have a can of tuna, and on-off switch, a 3ft hose pipe and one of those cigarrette lighting devices.
How will I escape this time?
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