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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Started conversation Feb 25, 2005
So you do.
It's very nice 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 25, 2005
Thank you. I decorated it myself at one point.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 25, 2005
must dash... I can finish work any time I like now... And I choose now.
Laters
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 25, 2005
Later then... Have fun attempting a secret takeover of the Evil Army which i no nothing about! 
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 25, 2005
... Its much later... and its cold and dark...
*BF and several stolen EC clones step into EC's office*
*the room is re-decorated in an evil tinge of pink*
Mwah-ha-ha-ha, Mwahah-aha-ha... 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 25, 2005
...<_<...>_>...
...*paints neon green cow spots on the pink walls*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 26, 2005
*the CloneClaws revert to usual and fix the rooms*
What can i say... I have an "influence" on them.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 28, 2005
you defeat me again Mr Claw...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 28, 2005
Welcome Mr. Bold. Ferret Bold. Shall i reveal my evil plan before putting you in the defective death machine?
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 28, 2005
It seems fitting Mr Claw. I look forward to my overly prolonged stay in your defective deathmachine, from which escape is an almost certainty
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 1, 2005
...that was my lame joke...anywho...go find Guss Big...he should be over yon...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 1, 2005
Well Mr. Bold, my plan is simple. I will destroy the glaciers and sell them as snow cones! Now please hop into this laser cutting table, the laser of which can be easily reflected by a common household mirror back at the machine destroying it.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 1, 2005
You fiend! Think of the wildlife which may live on those glaciers.
*puts up minimal resistance, strange considering this device could kill me*
*is strapped onto the laser table*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 1, 2005
Activate the *finger twitch* "laser"! As soon as Mr. Bold is dead initiate plan Frozen Goodies.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 1, 2005
*struggles wildly with inadequate restraining pink fluffy handcuffs*
*laser beam moves closer to his groin area, burning through the table as it goes*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 1, 2005
*begins laughing evilly thus distracting him from anything that happens in the next 2 minutes*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 1, 2005
my watch isn't made of reflective material!
*looks at wrist* i'm not wearing a watch! 
*Breaks one hand free from pink fluffy handcuffs*
*rumages in pocket*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 1, 2005
*taps foot in impatience* Can you hurry up? I have to give my evil speech as soon as you break out.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 1, 2005
*finds a foil chewing gum wrapper*
*reflects the laser back at the machine, just before the beam hits him*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 1, 2005
*large-ish explosion* Guards shoot him but miss by a wide margin! Intiate Plan Frozen Goodies in an excessive ten minutes!
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- 1: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 25, 2005)
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- 4: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 25, 2005)
- 5: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 25, 2005)
- 6: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 25, 2005)
- 7: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 26, 2005)
- 8: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 28, 2005)
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- 11: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Mar 1, 2005)
- 12: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 1, 2005)
- 13: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Mar 1, 2005)
- 14: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 1, 2005)
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- 18: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 1, 2005)
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