h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brother. Hey its me. Anole. I'm online. Its fun and stuff. Eh... i've applied to join the dragon house, the PAZA alliance, and the evil army...

GAH! What are you doing here! I thought i locked you in the basement with a week supply of food. Hmph...

well its been a YEAR since then... I had to survive by eating tiny little rats....' pizzas.

well ummmm... i would of let you out but... ummm ... it was to protect you from the Martian IRS conspiracy!

you also joined the assassins guild...and you should also join the shadow realm and the MotMV pirate ship and Cow House and um the lurkers and just go check the Society list on my site...it's under the guide entries section at the bottom...

i don't think hes quite lurker material... pirate ship? I don't care... cow house... sure... and shadow realm... he told me he wanted to join that.

don't see why not he found something out...not sure what though...

i probably told him which is how he knew... what did he find out...

i'll check those places. s



assistant lord

*after checking conversations Anole has been in*

Hey anole! Go get Draco a soda!

. . .hey EvilClaw...phone...answer it the Buquette Residence, Lady of the House Speaking...

Hello suh. This is the Buquette residence, lady of the house speaking.

*returning with soda*I knew you were a women!!!!

its a joke! A joke! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD A JOKE! In fact its a inside joke between the cow and me so go give the dragon a soda.

*returning from dragon house without soda* you tell to many inside jokes, and LOOK A DISTRACTION!! yonk

A: its YOINK, not yonk...
B: MY PHRASE MINE MINE MINE!...

i've just copyrighted it... i require a quarter for everytime you say it now.

C: There is no spoon... there is a however.

yes but the BBC retains the right to use it now...LIES AND PROPAGANDA ALL!!!

What say you?, Mishibinu(not to be confused with Vishindihoo), LIES AND PROPAGANDA ALL, and Joy and happiness.

I knew that putting that in a post would come in handy someday...

*twitch* remember the zen training... put in perspective.... Take a deep breath and slowly release it and then s-l-o-w-l-y squeeze that trigger... *EvilClaw shoots the cow (that is super)*

... EvilClaw...you do realize that there are more than four Certificates...