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Picture not shown for no apparent reason Name:EvilClaw
Crimes:Littering, walking on the grass,slaughtering his way(accidentally) through a one man universe, being annoying, breathing in a no-breathing zone, talking, making bad jokes, trying to be funny, thinking about non-conformistism, thinking, and just being alive.

Aliases:That guy who did that thing

Description:That would make it too easy, wouldn't it?

Catch phrases:What say you?, Mishibinu(not to be confused with Vishindihoo), LIES AND PROPAGANDA ALL, and Joy and happiness.

Punishment:Eccentric chair

Suspect is armed with dangerous lame jokes that are almost as bad as Vogan poetry.

Suspect might be sighted at these locations: Musehome , Cathouse and ACE's Home Page

ONE BWAGILLION SESTAPILLION LILLIPUTTILLION MILLION THOUSAND DOLLARS AND TWENTY-TWO CENTS REWARD FOR HANDING SUSPECT OVER TO POLICE

EvilClaw has returned General Plotting in a suspic- *another struggle* Whats really suspicous is how the person who is NOT EvilClaw has eaten a General Plotting (one of three). Tonight on Claw news which updates whenever!

I appreciate Chocolate milk and Cheesecake!


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The Evil Army of H2G2
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By The Founding Four
EvilClaw SuperMoo
Draco Overmind

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Proud (Mar 29, 2002)
Today I finally figured out the GuideML. It may seem stupid that it took this long but hey i never bothered to look on the GuideML clinic.

Please leave me and my new found ability to bask in our pride. Or you could just stay.
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New Info (Feb 12, 2002)
Philosopher has recently(two months ago) joined the Cathouse and is now a cat. Any efforts to catch him have been stopped by the Cathouse's security system( a bunch of angry cats on catnip).
The reward his been upped a billion dollars.
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Philospher bounty (Jan 24, 2002)
A reward has been offered for information about Philosophers whereabouts. The reward is 100000000000 with five more zeros. If you have any information discuss this entry.
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Reward (Jan 24, 2002)
A reward has been offered for information about Philosophers whereabouts. The reward is 100000000000 with five more zeros. If you have any information discuss this entry.
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Philosopher Spotted (Jan 22, 2002)
The criminal philosopher was spotted hanging around the doughnut stand on Jan. 9, 2002. Though he didn't have lethal lame jokes with him he paralyzed the witness with rhetorical questions involving the universe revolving around a large plate of swiss cheese. He also blew up the dougnut stand with the dangerous,though classic, chicken and egg projectile philosophy. Philosopher has apparently yet again tried to be funny and instead succeded in driving the audience insane. Once again we warn that Philsopher is armed, but we also mention the fact that you could live off the reward for the rest of your life, easily supporting five friends.
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you crazy f-ed up stalker psycho...

oh hey is this that joke that I 'stole'

And Remember: Only you can start forest fires and then blame it on someone else.

'cause you probably got that off of me...

no no... i distintcly remember making that one up... Remember: only you can bomb the **#*(*W out of Zululand and blame it on someone else... remember!