h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a test today... And I "forgot" to study again. Whoops.

Thassa no good.

It's ok.
The no goodness comes from my inability to write my philosophy essay. I actually went to my philosophy tutorial today and discovered that there were only three people in the class that seemed to understand Russell and I spoke the most. I usually don't speak at all but I need to be organized to do this lousy essay.

I even went to the PHL TA after my environment test and asked for help! *gasp* I NEVER ask for help. I'm usually waaay too stubborn. She actually said to me "It sounds like your going to write a very good paper". Huh?? I have no idea *what* to write. I guess it's a case of, if I were on a track it would be the right one. C'est la vie!

Bored yet?

I have not yet transmuted into a rectangular piece of wood, no.

Well I'm impressed!

Conscripted even?

If you say so.

I did say something like that.

Are you sure?

I'm not sure of anything except for my certainty of the uncertainty of life.

But are you certain of your own existence?

Of course not

I'm telling Descartes on you!

Also I put a picture on DA.

Descartes is a hack! A famous, intelligent hack!

Don't forget annoying!

I thought it was assumed

I assumed it but that doesn't mean that everyone who ever reads this will make that assumption.

Who reads this thread except for kleptomanaics and crazy people who think they're not talking to themselves?