h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yessir!

Ok I watched them. Those were really weird. I really liked them actually! They were quite cool.

Clearly my taste is impecable. WORSHIP ME!

If you insist. *worships*

Spiffy!

I'm bored of worshiping you now. What else is their to do?

You could... learn to juggle.

I was thinking something easier and less frustrating.

Fine then. We must prepare for tommorow night.

Why Claw? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Same thing we do every night Fundie. Try to think of something to do tommorow night.

I haven't seen Pinky and the Brain for sooo long. It was my favourate show once upon a time.

Mine too. You can probably look up some episodes on youtube.

I probably will. If I behave myself it won't be until reading week though. Also, I missed the Colbert Report yesterday! I was far too tired to stay up and watch it at two and I missed it earlier. I watched it today though and there was a Pinky and the Brain reference and that made me happy. 'Tis a happy show.

Wow! I just found $20 in my pocket! I forgot it was there. Good thing I didn't go to sleep with it in there.

Clearly that leprachuan dust (made from real leprachauns and unicorns) I slipped into your arteries (via pointy dart) works.

For shame. You couldn't even use the unicorn free leprechaun dust. Does this mean I'll keep finding money in my pockets?

Not likely. That would violate the laws of economics which leprachauns are powerless against.

Noooo!!!!!!

Thar, thar.

Whar?

Right over thar.