h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now the coach party have taken their trousers and skirts (including their kilts) and burning them on a pole, whilst band members are pole dancing with the bar staff.

The coach party have also been caught wearing over-the-top psychedelic frilly blouses with fringed jackets, making them become very spaced out. And they ended up cutting up their frilly blouses up and then rolling them up as cigarettes and smoking them.

They can smoke them or eat them or send them to the Moon...... as long as they don't wear them.

They smoke it and eat because it helps go high and they ended up thinking that they have been abducted by and end up in their that flies to the to see Doctor Manahattan and his band Mahattan Transfer.

Do any of that lot have frilly shirts ?

Yes and they were frilly shirts that made them think that they were in Woodstock even though were on a boat. Had painted shpaes on their face and sat on the floor together in circles shouting peace man to everyone who was passing by.

probably explains the smoking of.... shirt

Can anyone help me with my onions?

No frilly shirts on 'em ?

Mr Manhattan and his merry band are now flying high in lotus poses and are shouting 'om' every time anyone mentions 'The Watchmen'. Now they are having a hippy singalong and their first few songs are 'There is a hole in my shoe and it's letting in water.' and 'Yellow river'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpO7lmbMGg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did2PTV3UTE

A hole in my shoe !

What about a real classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHdZj-qkeQ

This song has led Mr Manhattan to get very confused and now he is muttering to himself and he is causing a paradox. Now he has turned into a bucket with a hole that he is trying to repair with straw.

It's going to take time

But he also can manipulate time by making a 1 second seem like a thousand days. He has gone over to the Marvel universe to get the help of Franklin Richards who can make dreams and thoughts real. All Mr Manhattan will say is please give me some straw to fix me (he is now a bucket) and reinforced aluminum straw will appear in the hole

A woman from the coach peed in the bucket.... BUT THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET

*coach party starts sing-a-long*

Well it got worse after that as the coach driver that accompanied on the boat started to do an impression of Tom Jones which set the women wild with excitement and they started to throw their underweat at him with wild abandoment. But the Ms Oh my lovely Cramp and The 'Aye' Aye' twins were not having none of it and stormed off the boat into the sea.

lifeboat ! lifeboat ! lifeboat !

well OK then , love boat

If you're prone to sea sickness don't watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo and if you do no puking in my bucket, THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET

Ms Oh my lovely Cramp and The 'Aye' Aye' twins are walking on water. The others have a very strange form of sea sickness which the symptoms are the same if you have too much making them very

They're not walking on water.... the boat's sinking !
Where can I run to ?
Help me bail out......Oh no..... THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET

This is making the very drunk and angry Ms Oh my lovely Cramp and The 'Aye' Aye' twins want to run off the sea as they don't approve of the song 'love boat' and over the waves screaming as they go.

But the other members of the coach party are lapping it up and they sisnging and dancing on the tables to the song whilst others are lap dancing on the boat's captains lap.