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Post 801

Existential Elevator

Ground control to major Tom.....


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Post 802

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

To: united resignations
From; Loopy leigue
Subject; tortose shell.
Darling, I’ve told you before, if you can’t keep a civil restraint on your wanton desires, don’t complaine to me when it all goes wrong.
Oh, we’ve nearly run out of cat food again, so best pick some up on your back from your latest lover.
PS; My name isn’t David dear, are you feeling stranger than normal’?


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Post 803

Existential Elevator

meooooooooow smiley - cat


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Post 804

creachy

someone shoot the cat, it's in the wrong thread!!!!

oops......there goes my lurkingsmiley - cross


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Post 805

Tabitca

dons bullet proof vest and hides behind 2legs....


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Post 806

Existential Elevator

*tries to look un-catlike*


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Post 807

Tabitca

woof woof mew..woof woof


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Post 808

Existential Elevator

Squeak! Squeek! smiley - mouse


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Post 809

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

smiley - tongueout

YUM!


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Post 810

Existential Elevator

*trips over tail whilst trying to run away*


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Post 811

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*pounces*


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Post 812

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

To: Loopy leigue
From; united resignations
Subject; tortose shell.
David, we don't have a cat.
PS; I'll be home late from teh office, we've been put into detention till they find teh tortose shell.
PSS; How did you recieve this E-mail; I never knew you worked for the same compeny.


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Post 813

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*eats 2legs*


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Post 814

Existential Elevator

*vanishes*


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Post 815

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the first church of scientology to disprove our own existance
*vanishes*


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Post 816

creachy

*would clap and cheer but it appears i don't existsmiley - huh*


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Post 817

Existential Elevator

*reappears in a cheap puff of smoke*


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Post 818

Reality Manipulator

I am not sure if I am from this planet.

I think I am an alien and I am really Lei Orgena-Solo and I am a Jedi Knight and I am really from the Star War Universe 30,000 years in the future and from a different universe.



kat


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Post 819

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The plannet - where is earth?


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Post 820

Reality Manipulator

The SAS, SBS hold coffee mornings/evenings in the nude and hit each other with handbags. They serve tea instead of coffee and tell Richard Whitely jokes all day long.


kat


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