h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Join the Coffe Morning Liberation Front today.

Give some excitement in your life, start a very dull and boring committee meeting and discuss about how thrilling it is to fill very long government forms.

kat

I have the ideal figure

I have got a 44DD bust, 22 inch waist and 42 inch hips.


kat

sounds purrrrrrrfect I'm not sure about these forms though; can we have a meeting to decide on what colour they should be?

Just like to set one thing straight...

Star Wars is set in the PAST!

Now for some limericks.

There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin:
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
-- Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of the Coast,
Who placidly sat on a post;
But when it was cold,
He relinquished his hold,
And called for some hot buttered toast.
-- Edward Lear, again

There was an Old Man with an owl,
Who continued to bother and howl;
He sate on a rail,
And imbibed bitter ale,
Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.

There was a reasonabaly young student-type person with a pony tail
Who liked not much anything else aside that of drinking copoious amounts of real ale
so they drank the real ale until the process of doing so had the unexpected result of making the reasonabaly young student-type person with a pony tail turn rather pail
At which point he got kicked out of the pub again

Biglegs all the colours of the rainbow and the 8 Alan's who are really one person will chair the meeting. Infact he will be the Chair, Vice Chair, Secretary, Minutes Secretary, Treasurer, Vice Treasurer, PA, PR. A one man committee.


kat

Good, so we have the positions assigned.
But I'd still like to raise an ammeddment to suggest that the paper should be watermarked, with a mystical symbol, to prevent the papers from unfair dismissal.

Yes, I will go and ask my other selves what they think.

kat

42 inch lips?

Yes and a 6ft light saber.

kat

what all hte mgirls look for in a man

Vrooooooooom! Vrooooooom!

nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

May I say that this is the last time I have been here?

no

indeed

I know a man who had martial arguments with him self. He ended up divorcing himself.


kat

Would not it be thrilling if this planet was taken over by aliens by tomorrow morning. It would make life interesting.


kat